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Post #73428 by tikimug on Thu, Jan 29, 2004 3:50 PM

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A lonely Moai decides to go to the school dance, but being self-sonscious about his one eye made out of wood he is a wallflower and too scared to ask anyone to dance.

Then from afar he eyes a beautiful wahine with the cutest little upper lip just standing alone and by herself. Well, the lonely Moai gathers up all his courage and walks across the dance floor and asks the wahine if she'd like to dance.

So excited that anyone even noticed her, the wahine blurts out "Would I, Moai! Would I, Moai!"

The Moai yells back at her "Hairlip! Hairlip!"