Post #740995 by Rum Dog on Thu, Apr 9, 2015 10:34 AM

You read about it, you heard about it, but never in your wildest dreams did you believe it to be true. But there it will be in two days staring you square in the eye. The Enchanted Tiki Lounge, home of the Rongo Rumgria Cocktail, is about to be unveiled in the Great Mojave Desert.

Yes, it is true that Disneyland aficionados are in an uproar that their beloved attraction has been closed for the last several days. Of course Disney lawyers are on the warpath and issuing injunctions and cease & desist orders in every direction and threatening major lawsuits. And yes the rumors are true that Walt Disney himself has actually turned over in his cryogenic freeze box over these recent events. But rest assured that Walt will sit up, take notice, smile, and probably shed a frozen teardrop or two over this new twist to his timeless and cherished Tiki Room.

Come one, come all to this Tropical Tiki Paradise that will grace the arid Mojave Desert this weekend. Come taste the most delicious and fruity cocktail that mankind will ever witness. Rongo’s Rumgria, the alcoholic libation that will tantalize taste buds, will be making its heralded debut this Saturday during the Mojave Oasis Tent & Trailer Crawl.

Come enjoy the drink that has helped cause all the uproar and media frenzy.

Rongo’s Rumgria available this Saturday only at Rum Dog’s Enchanted Tiki Lounge during the Mojave Oasis Tent & Trailer crawl.

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