Post #743511 by tikiskip on Sat, May 23, 2015 4:37 AM

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Jungle John
My biggest mistake was thinking a tiki hut was a good idea. Once the novelty wore off after a month, no one wanted to sit around and watch tv and drink those god-awful "tiki" drinks in my outdoor mosquito infested tiki hut. Sure you can douse yourself with repellent and pretend the atmosphere is in some exotic tropical locale, but the harsh reality is that you're sitting in a backyard, and if you drink those rum drinks you know they are going to make you sick as a dog. Pupu platters and tropical punch are best enjoyed in air conditioned comfort. If I had the indoor space that's where my tiki hut would be, complete with fake palm trees and erupting volcano.

Thank you Donny Downer.

BUT if you do better in life they spray for mosquitos in your
neighborhood.
Plus the lack of old tires keeps the mosquitos down as there are not
so many places for mosquitos to lay eggs.

So for the people who do want an outdoor tiki spot Jungle John thinks Pupu platters and tropical punch are best enjoyed in air conditioned comfort so keep that in mind.

I will be out by the pool.

Debbie Downer Theme Song...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctM3U1SOVQg

[ Edited by: tikiskip 2016-02-25 02:48 ]