Post #7567 by Trader Woody on Wed, Sep 4, 2002 4:59 AM

A Chappaquiddick martini:

Rinse the inside of a cocktail shaker with cranberry juice
Pour three ounces of cold vodka into the shaker.
Add ice, shake vigorously, and serve.
Drink.
Repeat x4
Drive off a bridge
Run away
Appear the next day denying all knowlege of above.

Trader Woody