The future has finally arrived! Lazy Drinker is here! - Tiki Drinks and Food

P pablus Tiki Socialite www.thecrazedmugs.com Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Posts: 2163	P pablus Posted posted on 02/12/2004 Here's my scenario. All the crappy bartenders lose their jobs because "auto-souse" can mix a rum and coke and pour a bud light as well as any scab. The sophisticate awakens in 30 percent of the bar patrons and they long for a real drink made with human touch. They fuel a new wave of vintage bars. I can finally get a freaking Mai Tai with orgeat and fresh mint in a bar. I said FRESH mint!! Bring on the friggin' robots. I'll fly The Jab and Martiki and Jeff Berry in and start throwing some recipes at them that will leave them a smoldering tangle of syrupy circuitry... much like Flounder's mind.

Here's my scenario.

All the crappy bartenders lose their jobs because "auto-souse" can mix a rum and coke and pour a bud light as well as any scab.

The sophisticate awakens in 30 percent of the bar patrons and they long for a real drink made with human touch.

They fuel a new wave of vintage bars.

I can finally get a freaking Mai Tai with orgeat and fresh mint in a bar.

I said FRESH mint!!

Bring on the friggin' robots.
I'll fly The Jab and Martiki and Jeff Berry in and start throwing some recipes at them that will leave them a smoldering tangle of syrupy circuitry... much like Flounder's mind.

Post #75709 by pablus on 02/12/2004