Post #76110 by Unga Bunga on Sat, Feb 14, 2004 11:13 AM

A Drink With Something In It
There is something about a Martini,
A tingle remarkably pleasant;
A yellow, a mellow Martini;
I wish I had one at present.
There is something about a Martini
Ere the dining and dancing begin,
And to tell you the truth,
It's not the vermouth -
I think that perhaps it's the gin.

-Ogden Nash (1935)