Post #76662 by Tikiwahine on Wed, Feb 18, 2004 11:15 AM

Ohhhh.....
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping,
and have buttered scones for tea.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear papa.