Post #769122 by haughtee on Fri, Sep 30, 2016 8:25 AM

went to the mai-kai last night
for a date and a show and tell.

WE BROUGHT THE TIKI !!!!

i'm really hurt at the nasty things
that were said to me, my husband, our suave comrade and the tiki relic . . .

your hate was in vain !
we were advised AGAIN completely opposite of what
the popular rumors said about this relic by multiple employees.

FOR A SECOND TIME at the Mai-Kai:

Veteran employees of the Mai-Kai family have verified that this is a tiki relic.

I beg you to not give us any further anger regarding the relic.

It is a relic.

It was mass produced the way that all FINE ART IS MASS PRODUCED I.E. EAMES LOUNGE CHAIR + OTTOMAN.

And now it's extinct!!!

Show me anything that is assembled with the totems

WHICH THE EMPLOYEE OF THE MAI-KAI CONFIRMED WERE IDENTICAL

and the tiles

WHICH THEY ALSO CONFIRMED AS IDENTICAL.

SAME MANUFACTURER SAME ERA.

There were like 1million Shang Dynasty urns and vases.

Now there are like none . . .

and the few that are left

RESIDE IN MUSEUMS.

TRILLIONS OF DINOSAURS ROARED AND ROAMED.

Only a few bones are left to find

and if you find some you get to name them!

We've offered a commission to the top historian of Tiki that SPECIALIZES IN THE MAI-KAI

to appraise this item : we have been advised by authority employees that he is an honest

amazing plethora of tiki history and we should definitely trust his offer and advice regarding this sale.

The aggression I received freaked me out enough to be scared of asking anyone else for help,

but going to the Mai-Kai and hearing the incredibly POSITIVE THINGS THEY SAID about

our tiki relic and their favorite historian we are super excited to update the eBay listing.

Two veteran employees said again "IS POSSIBLE" to be from the expansion and totems and tiles are " IDENTICAL" manufacturer and model.

CHECK BACK SOON FOR INCREDIBLE UPDATES !

IT'S GONNA BE HUUUUUUUGE!
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT!
IT'S GREAT!
IT'S BIG!
REAL BIG!

YOU'RE GONNA WIN!

XO,

katy bea + jason d