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Post #770147 by AceExplorer on Thu, Nov 10, 2016 9:57 AM

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Dear Tiki Central friends, I'm passing this on because it worked for me. A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives during the approaching hectic holidays, we should always finish things that we start. Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished.

I finished a bottle of Appleton's, a bottle of Pusser's, a bodle of Lemyn Hart, a butle of Cruzan wum, tha mainder of Valium perscriptin, an a jar uv Luksardo cherreez. Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now.

Chair this wid all ur frenz who need inner piss too. An telum u luvum.