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Post #7766 by Tiki_Bong on Fri, Sep 6, 2002 10:42 AM

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Because I've noticed quite a few new members here at Tiki Central, I thought it would be beneficial to provide a list of DO's & DON'Ts regarding the posting of messages that I've learned (sometimes the hard way) during my stay:

  1. Never, repeat, NEVER, inquire as to whether someone can be a teetotaler and still be into tiki and all that it involves.

  2. Refrain from making statements like this - 'never use the term 'surf' for anything other than actually 'surfing'.

  3. Never talk about the new release of 'Ultra Lounge'.

  4. Do not imply that REAL Falernum MUST have a small percentage of alcohol in it or it's bogus.

  5. Never make any statements about who really invented the Mai Tai (unless the answer is Trader Vic).

I hope the above tips help you to enjoy Tiki Central as much as I do (damn it!).