Post #786235 by JCorduroy on Mon, Apr 23, 2018 6:42 AM

There's nothing in my area of Michigan that even kind of qualifies as a tiki bar - but the sports bar/restaurant around the corner has a Mai Tai on the menu without listing the ingredients. Feeling brave one night, I ordered.

This was a mistake. The drink, while...not unpleasant, was so far removed from what a Mai Tai is it was laughable.

Last month, I decided to roll the dice again, and ordered their Planter's Punch. It was blue.

Needless to say, I don't order mixed drinks there anymore.