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Beyond Tiki, Bilge, and Test / Beyond Tiki / The Root of Jimmy Buffet Bashing

Post #79553 by Bwana Tiki on Fri, Mar 5, 2004 9:45 PM

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MAN YOU GUYS HAVE A LOT OF RULES!
I just read this entire forum and MAN Your just messing this whole tiki thingy up for me. I Know who Buffet is but not much past that. but I sail boats and would rather lay about than work. I like cheap cotton "Hawaiian shirts" those slick poly things make my skin crawl. I have more tiki things than any other objects. My uke is mostly plastic and I play right said fred on it. I like to drink rum from coconuts and did so at a punk show last night,I love LA cause I can get a nut @ midnight and rum till 2. I have a few tommy bahama shirts I got as gifts and I wear them. I got nicotine stains on my fingers, I hate rege (sp?)I don't think mean people suck and I've never been swank a day in my life. I've been drinking at my home tiki bar since I was a knee bite and will continue until drug away. I'm not a mixologist but live off of rum and fruit juice. I will sail away and am working hard to make it happen even though I don't like to work. I DON'T LIKE JB or taqullia. so....
Do I get to stay in tiki land or must I go to margaritaville, (I won't). on a final note that has got to be the uglyist guitar I have ever seen in my life.

My god is an angry god,