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Post #805519 by ernimator on Sun, Sep 11, 2022 10:02 AM

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W.C. Fields was a genius. He had some the BEST quotes.

"If I got a Tattoo it would have to document a huge event or thing I did,"

I had this idea about an ancient race of people who were tattooed throughout their lives starting at a certain age, and the tattoos showed significant events that happened to them thoughout their lives starting with them being born. Then when they die, they get their last tattoo showing their death. They are skinned and the tattood skin is displayed on their coffin, or hung up at their funeral to display the story of their life.

GROG did finally get a flip phone for a little while, but GROG rarely use it because GROG no get cel phone reception where GROG live. Then GROG' carrier switch to 5G and GROG cell phone is 3G and no longer works with carrier. GROG no get new phone yet.