Post #817973 by G~Ti on Tue, Feb 17, 2026 7:30 AM

My thoughts on your missive centre around the dark, moist lustiness of a Katz pastrami on rye. However—and begging your pardon with all requisite doffing of mon petit chapeau—I would argue that Second Avenue Deli’s pastrami would more effectively knock your caucasoid hero’s ill-fitting khakis to the floor, sir. Lastly, the song-inspiring island paradise about which you query is referred to as Manhattan by the local inhabitants.