Post #817978 by SirJohnSmith on Tue, Feb 17, 2026 7:10 PM

Quite the polariod you've printed in my minds eye ( and film ain't cheap ! ) I have heard of this island of Manhattan.. My grandfather told me upon his maiden voyage to the island via postcard back across the pond " I don't have allergies, I don't have siblings, my love language is English and my credit scores in Yiddish . " It seems baxter and denny could have accounted for the exotic within the vast island of Manhattan, perhaps a 'Fare-Evasion Sonata'... Well , i certainly have the hankering for pastrami but as Don Ho once said " Dining out and sex is a lot alike - it's better if I ain't paying" On the self-abuse front... if a gent finds himself plaintively flipping through a Oui magazine and doesn't have access to vaseline, i hear russian dressing will act as a stand in... Perhaps polynesia was sourced for it's natural resource of KY Jelly.. I'd have to check in with Alexa after my better half gets done using the dial-up. Probably downloading an Ani Difranco torrent. Right now this evening I have a bit of Denny going, a Romeo y Julietta and chuckling to myself for the mishap when i gifted a street merchant with a copy of Ferris's "4 hour work week" in Romania... I need to call in the doctor for some antibiotics to clear up a case of Polynesian Cooties, till next time

Smith