Post #84298 by ikitnrev on Fri, Apr 2, 2004 6:16 PM

I couldn't help but think that the larvae contained in those Mexican jumping beans are somewhat related to the larvae that lie on the bottom of certain bottles of tequila.

My theory ...

1. Larvae grow into moths
2. Moths multiply and need food
3. Moths will chew through fabric (like vintage tiki shirts)
4. If they can chew through vintage clothing, and through beans, they will also chew through tiki wood.
5. Larvae/worms at bottom of tequila bottles are hibernating, waiting to be revived.
6. And if they're dead, they are probably actually future zombie larvae
7. Zombies of any form can still cause massive destruction
   8 ) Drinking tequila will help to reanimate the worms from their formerly inactive state.
8. Only evil people would encourage the revival of hibernating or zombie worms
9. Jimmy Buffet music encourages the drinking of tequila (via songs about margaritas)

MORAL: Jimmy Buffet music is evil, and in the long haul will result in the further destruction of our treasured tikis.

You never see worms at the bottom of rum bottles, thus drinking rum will help preserve tikis.

sounds logical to me,
Vern

[ Edited by: ikitnrev on 2004-04-02 18:18 ]