Post #8756 by midnite on Thu, Sep 19, 2002 1:43 PM

let me just say I know what happened..

Ok, you got me, I admit it, it was ME all along. I had to do it, I just couldn't stand it anymore, I couldn't spare $20 for a cd, I had to...STOP THE INSANITY! My envious rage took over, ha haaah! My powers are too much for your "Tiki Spirit". Tiki Gardens? Hah!, welcome to your Tiki Hell.

BTW, I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll, and I stuck Hoffa in a oil can, buried him in the Meadowlands(I hate the NY Jets). I also shot the sheriff, and heck..I tried to kill the deputy, but Fife is a cunning little rascal.

Anne Morrow Lindbergh cannot find her baby? Too bad, she should have asked me! It wasn't the Dingo either, it was me, mate, that took yahh baaa-bee.

I did it, I did it all (except O.J., that sucker is guilty as heck), and you cannot touch me. I have diplomatic immunity! I am Overlord Midnite, special envoy from the Seventh House, Jupiter has aligned with Mars, and love may rule your planet, but my jealousy will steer the illegal reproduction of copyrighted material distributed for financial gain without the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball.

Go Cubs! Long live the Queen.

midnite