The Stepford Wives - Beyond Tiki

F Formikahini Tiki Socialite Houston, Texotica Joined: Aug 22, 2002 Posts: 1515	F Formikahini Posted posted on Fri, May 7, 2004 5:06 PM Ya gotta admit that the casting of Faith Hill as a Stepford Wife is sheer genius. I saw an ad last night, and her flawless, beautiful, and utterly blank expression was astounding in its perfection. I can't wait! I never could figure out with "Frogs" just how the malevalent amphibians achieved their murderous goal. Did they "frog" Milland to death (he'd fallen out of his wheelchair or something, right?)? "Ribbet" him? Hoppy-hop all over him until he lost his mind? I mean, just how in the h*ll does a frog - even hundreds - kill a man? They weren't poisonous! They were just evil swamp frogs! And it wasn't implied that they shoved their little froggy feet into his nostrils to suffocate him! And there weren't enough to crush him! How?! HOW?!?! Now, "Night of the Lepus" (giant mutant bunnies) - THAT I can accept! They can at least gnaw on ya real good!

Ya gotta admit that the casting of Faith Hill as a Stepford Wife is sheer genius. I saw an ad last night, and her flawless, beautiful, and utterly blank expression was astounding in its perfection. I can't wait!

I never could figure out with "Frogs" just how the malevalent amphibians achieved their murderous goal. Did they "frog" Milland to death (he'd fallen out of his wheelchair or something, right?)? "Ribbet" him? Hoppy-hop all over him until he lost his mind? I mean, just how in the h*ll does a frog - even hundreds - kill a man? They weren't poisonous! They were just evil swamp frogs! And it wasn't implied that they shoved their little froggy feet into his nostrils to suffocate him! And there weren't enough to crush him!

How?! HOW?!?!

Now, "Night of the Lepus" (giant mutant bunnies) - THAT I can accept! They can at least gnaw on ya real good!

Post #90250 by Formikahini on Fri, May 7, 2004 5:06 PM