Post #9369 by TikiGuy on Fri, Sep 27, 2002 9:54 AM

Those aren't all oxymorons.

I have friend who's working on his PhD in Chemistry and he is a Christian. That would make him a Christian Scientist.

Complete silence to some tinnitus sufferers can be deafening.

5 people in a phone booth would be very crowded, yet the number 5 is relatively small.

But, yeah, the rest are pretty funny.

I have some time on my hands too apparently.