2nd Annual NW Territory Tiki Crawl - Tickets Available Now! - Other Events

T TikiMaxton Member Portland, OR Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 559	T TikiMaxton Posted posted on Sun, Jun 6, 2004 11:04 PM And let's not forget The Big, Mysterious, Tiki Grab Boxes of Mystery! Nobody knows what treasures might be found inside these mysterious boxes (of mystery). A previously unknown Ren Clark mug? An original, hand-painted Trechikoff? The pickled and preserved brain of Trader Vic? Get real! But there * will* be surprises galore in store for the lucky winner of one of these exciting, mysterious collections... ...of MYSTERY! And you can't win if you don't buy a ticket to the crawl! How can you sleep at night thinking about how good your chances might be to win one of these fabulous prizes, if only you'd get around to buying your crawl ticket? Face it, you can't! So get on over to http://www.nwtiki.com and get your tickets now! NOW, I say! Don't put your family through another day of this sweating, maddening uncertainty! You owe it to your loved ones to BUY A TICKET NOW! We only say it because we care about you. You know that, don't you? Hugs, TikiMaxton (who is quite obviously taking advantage of the fact that he still has some rum left over from his memorial day shindig) Edited to correct a number of rum-soaked mispellings [ Edited by: TikiMaxton on 2004-06-06 23:07 ]

And let's not forget The Big, Mysterious, Tiki Grab Boxes of Mystery! Nobody knows what treasures might be found inside these mysterious boxes (of mystery). A previously unknown Ren Clark mug? An original, hand-painted Trechikoff? The pickled and preserved brain of Trader Vic? Get real! But there * will* be surprises galore in store for the lucky winner of one of these exciting, mysterious collections...

...of MYSTERY!

And you can't win if you don't buy a ticket to the crawl! How can you sleep at night thinking about how good your chances might be to win one of these fabulous prizes, if only you'd get around to buying your crawl ticket? Face it, you can't! So get on over to http://www.nwtiki.com and get your tickets now! NOW, I say! Don't put your family through another day of this sweating, maddening uncertainty! You owe it to your loved ones to BUY A TICKET NOW! We only say it because we care about you. You know that, don't you?

Hugs,

TikiMaxton
(who is quite obviously taking advantage of the fact that he still has some rum left over from his memorial day shindig)

Edited to correct a number of rum-soaked mispellings

[ Edited by: TikiMaxton on 2004-06-06 23:07 ]

Post #94955 by TikiMaxton on Sun, Jun 6, 2004 11:04 PM