Post #95070 by Geeky Tiki on Mon, Jun 7, 2004 2:01 PM

Man, I never shoulda said Beverly Hillbillies....

I promise if ya take to volcano leap, I'll try to come up with a proper tune.

OK, ya better not jump, 'cause this is all I got....

Come n' listen to the legend of a man named Bong.

A cynical Tiki lover who was also good at Pong.

One day, on a thread, he said, "What do you all know!?!?"

Then he ran off and jumped into a volcano.

Mona Loa, that is, in Hawaii, that's a state.

Well, the next thing you know Shag's released a mug named "Bong."

Bong's ghost looked down and said, "You've got the carb all wrong!"

He says, "Up and back is where it oughtta be,

If ya wanna load it up, and have a smoke with me."

Contraband, that is, Maui wowie, cannabis sativa

Well now it's time to raise our mugs and make a toast to Bong.

If he were here, he'd grab a mug and sing a dirty song.

Then he'd say, "Go home and blow up your TV,

and have a heapin' helping of "**Actual **Reality."

Not virtual, that is, feed your head, take your shoes off.

Y'all fuck off now, hear?"

OK, that's enough of that.

[ Edited by: Geeky Tiki on 2004-06-07 14:17 ]