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Post #97067 by MachTiki on Fri, Jun 18, 2004 10:23 AM

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On 2004-04-15 12:30, Iolani wrote:
Anybody have any clue as to what the DVD's "Hooter Horn" might be?

The wife and I rented this from Netflix (okay, okay, I rented it). Anyway, we watched it and um...... ah........ YES it is softcore porn.

Lolani asked what the "Hooter Horn" was;
That was actually pretty funny. In the menu set-up you can turn this feature on, then everytime breasts are about to be exposed.... AOOOOOOOGA..
At the beginning of the film this guy explains that they added this feature in case you are in the other room and don't want to miss hooters popping out (why didn't Orson Welles think of this first?).

I might add that when there were hooters, all but one set were really bad boob jobs.

I do NOT recommend this movie, but if you do rent it, the Narrator is hillarious. He's filmed in black & white and looks like Ward Cleaver. He just pops in during sex scenes and spouts out fatherly words of advice while smoking a pipe.

P.S. We were both pretty surprised that Neflix had this film for rent.


[ Edited by: MachTiki on 2004-06-18 10:26 ]