Kon Tiki 2.47 - Beyond Tiki

T Tiki_Bong Member Huntington Beach, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: -16	T Tiki_Bong Posted posted on Fri, Oct 4, 2002 11:06 AM This coming Wednesday, Oct 9th, Me and Al (of the dynamic Al & Shelly Duo), have tentavly, er.. tintaveilly, ah ... tentivilly, shit! .. ARE THINKING ABOUT going on a little trek deep into the City. The plan is something like this: kick KC's (Beachdude Inc) door in at about 11:00 and roust his lazy ass up so we'zz can gander at his stuff for sale in the 'Garage 'O Mystery'; Next we wander aimlessly but somehow end up at Aloha Joes to well ... gander at his stuff for sale in the shop of delites. Now, (please be seated until intermission!)its off on 'KON TIKI 2.47'; we plan to prove without a doubt mind you, that a couple of crackers could travel deep into the city in a '86 Chevy Celebrity made completely of reeds, exist only off Jimmy's Fried Chicken and Waffles, traverse treacherous gangland waters and actually make it to Oceanic Arts on the island of Whitter; then, it's deeper into the City to the Bahooka where we'll revel in the Honky-Lau. If any other TC's want to take the 'ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME (or at least an obscure Wednesday) let us know! If you have to work, no problem. I can either write you a note and sign it 'Ebstein's Mother' or you can call in sick. If calling in sick, I suggest this ploy: 'Hello, Mr. Schmedly, ah, this is Tiki Loafer, er ... I mean Bob. I'm ah, real sick. Just listen to this cough "Bahooka, Bahooka", I've got stuff that looks like Orgeat running out my nose, and my tonsils look like marichino cherries. Why if I don't see Dr. Leroy and Nurse Bob at the OA clinic I'll die.'

This coming Wednesday, Oct 9th, Me and Al (of the dynamic Al & Shelly Duo), have tentavly, er.. tintaveilly, ah ... tentivilly, shit! .. ARE THINKING ABOUT going on a little trek deep into the City.

The plan is something like this: kick KC's (Beachdude Inc) door in at about 11:00 and roust his lazy ass up so we'zz can gander at his stuff for sale in the 'Garage 'O Mystery'; Next we wander aimlessly but somehow end up at Aloha Joes to well ... gander at his stuff for sale in the shop of delites.

Now, (please be seated until intermission!)its off on 'KON TIKI 2.47'; we plan to prove without a doubt mind you, that a couple of crackers could travel deep into the city in a '86 Chevy Celebrity made completely of reeds, exist only off Jimmy's Fried Chicken and Waffles, traverse treacherous gangland waters and actually make it to Oceanic Arts on the island of Whitter; then, it's deeper into the City to the Bahooka where we'll revel in the Honky-Lau.

If any other TC's want to take the 'ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME (or at least an obscure Wednesday) let us know!

If you have to work, no problem. I can either write you a note and sign it 'Ebstein's Mother' or you can call in sick.

If calling in sick, I suggest this ploy:

'Hello, Mr. Schmedly, ah, this is Tiki Loafer, er ... I mean Bob. I'm ah, real sick. Just listen to this cough "Bahooka, Bahooka", I've got stuff that looks like Orgeat running out my nose, and my tonsils look like marichino cherries. Why if I don't see Dr. Leroy and Nurse Bob at the OA clinic I'll die.'

Post #9917 by Tiki_Bong on Fri, Oct 4, 2002 11:06 AM