Name Calling

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A Alnshely Member Oceanside CA Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 974	A Alnshely Posted posted on Tue, Oct 8, 2002 2:12 PM The Top Ten Favorite Insults Posted on the TC Board NNNUUUMMMBBBEEERRR Ten 10."Bigots in Aloha Shirts" 9. "Puppy Moai Penis Ear Boy" 8. "up to his Neck in Scrotum" 7. "Jive Turkey" 6. "YOU ASS" 5. "Extra Fancy" 4. "Scrub" 3. "Jerk" 2. "And Your Father is an Alcoholic" "You Must Have a Very Short Penis" Mahalo, Al [ Edited by: alnshely on 2002-10-08 16:36 ]
K KokomoTikiBar&Grill Member KOKOMO, MISSISSIPPI Joined: May 20, 2002 Posts: 429	K KokomoTikiBar&Grill Posted posted on Tue, Oct 8, 2002 2:16 PM Hey I got # 9 and #1! I am so Happy! I thought #9 was better than #1!
TW Trader Woody Member Tiki Manor, Forest of Bowland,UK Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2301	TW Trader Woody Posted posted on Tue, Oct 8, 2002 2:19 PM I'm intrigued to discover the context in which #8 was used....... Trader Woody
B bigbadtikidaddy Tiki Socialite Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 442	B bigbadtikidaddy Posted posted on Tue, Oct 8, 2002 2:43 PM I'm in the top 5! TraderWoody: check the 'just a thought thread' for the "up to the neck in scrotum bit", it was hilarious. I think fartsatune posted that when madtiki briefly changed his pic from puppy moai to a puffed up burly tiki god. madtiki promptly changed his pic back to the standard "PMPEB" logo. [ Edited by: bigbadtikidaddy on 2002-10-08 14:45 ]
K KokomoTikiBar&Grill Member KOKOMO, MISSISSIPPI Joined: May 20, 2002 Posts: 429	K KokomoTikiBar&Grill Posted posted on Tue, Oct 8, 2002 2:49 PM I am laughing my ass off right now! This is what makes this so fun to come to everyday!
S suicide_sam Member LBC Joined: Mar 26, 2002 Posts: 670	S suicide_sam Posted posted on Tue, Oct 8, 2002 2:54 PM I got number 7!!! But in all fairness I took the comment from the movie, "Trading Places"
B bigbadtikidaddy Tiki Socialite Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 442	B bigbadtikidaddy Posted posted on Tue, Oct 8, 2002 2:54 PM Yeah, I think #9 should switch places with #1. I dont think I laughed that hard in a while!
S Swanky Tiki Socialite Hapa Haole Hideaway, Knoxville, TN Joined: Apr 03, 2002 Posts: 5398	S Swanky Posted posted on Tue, Oct 8, 2002 3:08 PM You didn't include what I think is the number one put down seen here: "Buffet Fan" or "Parrot Head"
K KokomoTikiBar&Grill Member KOKOMO, MISSISSIPPI Joined: May 20, 2002 Posts: 429	K KokomoTikiBar&Grill Posted posted on Tue, Oct 8, 2002 3:11 PM No offense Swanky, but you think that beat #9. Those are pretty lame compared to #9. Actually I just wanted to bump this back to the top. I am still laughing my ass off.
MBB Mrs. Bamboo Ben Member Joined: Oct 01, 2002 Posts: 22	MBB Mrs. Bamboo Ben Posted posted on Tue, Oct 8, 2002 6:36 PM I just can't win. I thought I'd make that list for sure. Another Bash, another day I suppose. Aloha!
M MakeDaMug Member behind a cluttered desk Joined: Mar 28, 2002 Posts: 1183	M MakeDaMug Posted posted on Tue, Oct 8, 2002 9:49 PM This is a true story of legendary tiki name calling - this is no joke. Ancient scrolls from Easter Island (aka messages written on wood) were first translated ??? I dunno, let's say 100 years ago by a group of archaeologists from Chile (who owned/still owns Easter Island - bare with me here). The first scroll that was translated was big news. The public, expecting a tale of battle or cannibalism or starvation were instructed by the archaeologist that the scroll when translated read as follows: "My penis is bigger than your penis" So name calling is aok and very Tiki! You can go to the Easter Island museum in Santiago, Chile and buy a replica of this scroll with the translation written on the back. Holden
T tikimug Member 1217 mi. North of the Mai Kai Joined: Apr 01, 2002 Posts: 752	T tikimug Posted posted on Wed, Oct 9, 2002 1:45 PM Hhhmmmm... geez not only did any of mine make the list, but none of those on the list were directed at me. :-? Well there's always next thread :D
S SlovakTiki Member Minneapolis, MN Joined: Jul 07, 2002 Posts: 96	S SlovakTiki Posted posted on Wed, Oct 9, 2002 7:41 PM What do you suppose it sounds like when a Tiki god farts? I'd bet it would be a lot louder than mine. [ Edited by: SlovakTiki on 2002-10-09 20:56 ]
K KokomoTikiBar&Grill Member KOKOMO, MISSISSIPPI Joined: May 20, 2002 Posts: 429	K KokomoTikiBar&Grill Posted posted on Thu, Oct 31, 2002 3:55 PM I had to bump this back to the top because everytime I read it I laugh my ass off. To those who have not read this, Enjoy!
S SirParrotHead Member Joined: Oct 25, 2002 Posts: 6	S SirParrotHead Posted posted on Thu, Oct 31, 2002 7:08 PM nice to know because my penis is bigger than yours.
S stentiki Member Huntington Beach Joined: Jun 24, 2002 Posts: 892	S stentiki Posted posted on Thu, Oct 31, 2002 11:07 PM Infamy on the Insult List. Al, you evil genius! Bless Tiki!
T thebaxdog Member Santa Ana, CA. Joined: Jun 19, 2002 Posts: 775	T thebaxdog Posted posted on Fri, Nov 1, 2002 7:00 AM On 2002-10-31 19:08, SirParrotHead wrote: nice to know because my penis is bigger than yours. I bet it is so big, that when you finally pull the foreskin back you can open your eyes.

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