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Mai Tai Haiku (Mai-Taiku)

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Tiki_Bong posted on 06/08/2002

Sitting at my tiki bar in a rum-induced hypnotic state, a wave of zen conscienceness overcame me ... and now I humbly offer to you, my simple Mai-Tai haiku (or Mai Taiku)...

Iced glass beckons me
golden-brown nector awaits
tropic dreams fullfilled.

Thank you. Thank you very much,

Tiki Bong

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tikifish posted on 06/08/2002

Ode to my blowfish:

Stunned and stuffed
Spherical long dead fish
Gets revenge - a prick!

Thankyou, thankyou.

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TikiMaxton posted on 06/10/2002

Tiki Fountain Haiku:

Water over rocks
Gently trickles, glowing red
Makes me have to pee

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jukeboy56 posted on 06/10/2002

Turn up the music,
We have a new bag of ice.
Squeezing limes again.

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mrtikibar posted on 10/18/2002

All the poetry lately has been inspiring.

converging pilgrims
seek the tiki oasis
and Otto's lost thong

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Tiki_Bong posted on 10/18/2002

Ode to Tiki:

His thousand-yard stare
Peers from one craze to the next
Grimace locked in time

OS
ob seagull posted on 10/19/2002

deep intoxica

well created libations

gods of wood and stone

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Tiki-bot posted on 10/19/2002

Fierce Tiki visage
Mandala of the Islands
Now sits by the bar

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kontiki posted on 10/19/2002

shirts O' paradise
drinks de lo habitual
where is that guy chet?

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Cellotiki posted on 10/19/2002

Attention Tikis:
Hot music grad students
in Santa Ana!

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thebaxdog posted on 10/19/2002

This shit doesn't even rythme,
what's up with that?

OS
ob seagull posted on 10/19/2002

let's get back on track
bong this is a very good string or whatever you guys call this, and this is not a freaking bud comercial........my name is ob seagull (here) and this is my 5 . 7 . 5 .

yma's hypnotique

denny will take me away

exotica with hair cut

thank you tiki BONG
i want see more creativity (with mai tais)

oh yeah..... basementtiki.. your bar is the best...by far

[ Edited by: ob seagull on 2002-10-19 01:50 ]

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martiki posted on 10/19/2002

painkiller friday

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martiki posted on 10/19/2002

oops.

painkiller friday
memories of Tortola
fresh nutmeg on top

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tikimug posted on 10/20/2002

Ode to Don Tiki's "The Natives are Restless"

Here I sit and sip
Jungle drums beat distantly
I'm going inside

OS
ob seagull posted on 10/20/2002

i still think this is good BONG ol boy

marTiki here is to you;

swim to the beach shack

rocks providing obstacle

two painkiller's please

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kingslod posted on 10/21/2002

Mai-Taiku:

Search eBay for mugs...

find the missing Tiki Bob.

“You paid what for that?!”


The Huge Magazine Tiki Collection, Desktop Patterns, Pics and Links: http://www.hugemagazine.com/html/tiki.html

[ Edited by: kingslod on 2002-10-21 15:56 ]

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1morelapu-lapu posted on 10/22/2002

Greetings all! Just a quick note to say hey to bong and those who attended Baxdogs party. Great to see everyone, and homage to Al for some tasty bev.s. Yes I finally posted!!! I know I'm a slacker. Hey Al Thanks also for the pics of my store. You da bomb...Mahalos

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mrtikibar posted on 10/22/2002

Sizing his weak prey
Like an orca among seals,
An Ebay sniper

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MakeDaMug posted on 10/22/2002

no more make tiki
mai tai take me away
gravel pit of commerce
screams play

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martiki posted on 10/22/2002

Tired of the hate,
"No more Mad Tiki For You!!"
Is our heartfelt plea.

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ParrotHead posted on 10/24/2002

Tiki's for losers
We don't need this on our tape
A big bunch of nerds

dig on that

MTT
Mano Tiki Tia posted on 10/24/2002

ParrotHead's a dick
What is wrong with that asshole?
Tiki's are for fun

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PolynesianPop posted on 10/24/2002

ROTFLMAO!

TW
Trader Woody posted on 10/24/2002

You call us all geeks
But we swing like God's own balls
And drink high proof rum

Trader Woody

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martiki posted on 10/24/2002

cheers to that, woody!

Don't mess with tiki
'Cause my Moai will attack-
And you don't want that!

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Tiki_Bong posted on 10/25/2002

Trader Woody,

What do you suppose the G-man (God) would have balls (and a unit) for?

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floratina posted on 10/25/2002

(heh-heh...he said "unit" heh)

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Chongolio posted on 10/25/2002

This seemed appropriate.
Spam Haiku

Pink meat sorta
clogging my aorta
piggy rigor morta

Chongolio

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ob seagull posted on 10/25/2002

paradise not found

quadraphonic G.I. sounds

drunken mai tai bliss

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MaD-TiKi posted on 10/25/2002

Not sick of the Hate
Why don't you get it straight Jacks
Hear for the TIKI

Also Sad people with picture's under there pillow's.

MaD-TiKi :evil:

Ok Flamer boy, I mean martiki6. Are you happy. Now go back and count other people's haiku's.You seem to have alot of time on your hands.



No more Tiki-bot 4 U!!!!

[ Edited by: mad-tiki on 2002-10-25 12:11 ]

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ParrotHead posted on 10/25/2002

is this a haiku?
do you know the meaning?

look it up and get to the point..... moron

that doesn't even make sense. drink a frickin mai tai and think man, THINK!

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martiki posted on 10/25/2002

On 2002-10-24 23:09, MaD-TiKi wrote:
Not sick of the Hate
Why don't you get it straight Jacks
Just hear for the TIKI

Also Sad people with picture under there pillow.

OK, Mad-Tiki, you were close. The format is 5-7-5. That was 5-7-6. Do you get it now?

Secondly, we really have to have a talk about your continued problems with homonyms:

-Just HERE for the tiki-
-...people with picture(s) under THEIR pillow(s)-

I know, picking on grammatical mistakes is always the last resort of the weak flamer, but I'm just a type-A kind of guy.

-martin

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fartsatune posted on 10/25/2002

Slowly rises from chair
She flops herself down again
not nuff energy.

oldfartsatune

CH
C.B. Howlie posted on 10/26/2002

birds have the equivalent
of tiny 2 year old brain
let's call him Pea-head

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