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IDhle. Idheo0d, N, Diontl. ONON.

(I am trying out some new experimental marketing techniques. I would like to thank you for your participation in my in-depth study.)

In response to your survey, my answers are:

Yes
No
Yes
Maybe
Absolutely not

Thank you for asking.

What kind of experiments are you marketing out of depth?

Why do I think it's related to folks who misspell their web searches?

My answer: Not if I'm sober or it's Arbor Day.

I will buy whatever Tiki Bong is selling. What are you selling again?

On 2004-10-11 00:09, The Sperm Whale wrote:
I will buy whatever Tiki Bong is selling. What are you selling again?

Dear Mr The Sperm Whale, I'm glad you're interested in the service you're going to provide me with. Do you prefer flavors?

As the National Marketing Manager for my company, I am very interested in your study Tiki Bong... not so much for what I (may) have to offer, but solely for what I can ruthlessly plagiarize.

(CES is around the corner, after all..)

:wink:

[ Edited by: Beatnikine on 2004-10-11 10:28 ]

On 2004-10-11 10:25, Beatnikine wrote:
As the National Marketing Manager for my company, I am very interested in your study Tiki Bong... not so much for what I (may) have to offer, but solely for what I can ruthlessly plagiarize.

(CES is around the corner, after all..)

:wink:

Beat,

Please Paypay me $123.84 and I will immediately ship you your personalized, plagiarized, professional, experimental marketing techniques bag-o-tricks.

(only available in Sudanese and South-Central LA dialects)

South Central... hmmm, that might come in handy regarding my new in-wall/in-ceiling project.

Okay - I'll let you promote your literary exploits in my product hand-outs for the one-time nominal exposure fee of $486.02 (standard usage fee.) That'll not only get you in the flyers, but the main catalog as well.

:wink:

Check out Tiki Bong's website at http://www.keepmaster.com

It will show you all the crazy things he has been up to recently!

That back yard is birdie heaven!

(BTW, I guess I'll stop complaining about redesigning our crossover networks now.... a'hem.)

Second order, third order... would somebody just order me another coctail???

Beatnikine

[ Edited by: Beatnikine on 2004-10-12 11:50 ]

On 2004-10-12 11:49, Beatnikine wrote:
Second order, third order... would somebody just order me another coctail???

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Beatnikine

[ Edited by: Beatnikine on 2004-10-12 11:50 ]

I'll take "Low-Latency Induction Loops" for $1000, Alex.

Now if you build a squirrel baffle-equipped birdfeeder on top of that giganto gold-dredging airboat, well, you'll be needing an underground lair.

Wow. All techno-genius-ey and bird friendly. I'm impressed. Does anyone stand next to the fountain & sing, "I'm Wishing..." in their Snow White falsetto voice?