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names for genitalia

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Gigantalope posted on 10/23/2004

Not a classy charachter like you of course...but maybe you've overheard friends...people of moral turpitude reffering to thier tackle as a long lost friend....like "Big Rudy"

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Tiki_Bong posted on 10/23/2004

Well, I call mine "The Minuteman".

(alright, 45 seconds at best. Hey, I'm a sensitive guy alright).

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badmojo posted on 10/23/2004

Using the Middle name rule, "Russell The Love Muscle"

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Unkle John posted on 10/23/2004

Bruce Banner, but watch out.. don't make him angry. Hulk Smash!

TRR

Big Jim and the twins
Meat and potatoes
Twig and berries
Wedding Tackle

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Chongolio posted on 10/23/2004

Snickers...It really satisfies :roll:

Chongolio

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thebaxdog posted on 10/23/2004

"The Angry Inch"
I may not hit the end
But I can beat the crap out of the sides

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Unga Bunga posted on 10/23/2004

I was searching for a cartoon for this thread
and accidently found this. There is definately a website for everything.
Penis Phobia Therapy

[ Edited by: Unga Bunga on 2004-10-23 13:02 ]

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hiltiki posted on 10/23/2004

Mr. Tiki

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Shipwreckjoey posted on 10/24/2004

the Brutal Noodle

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Tikiwahine posted on 10/24/2004
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MachTiki posted on 10/24/2004

Excerpt from the Penis Phobia Website

"What is Penis Phobia?

Defined as "a persistent, abnormal, and irrational fear of an erect penis", each year, this surprisingly common phobia causes countless people needless distress.

To add insult to an already distressing condition, most penis phobia therapies take months or years and sometimes even require the patient to be exposed repeatedly to their fear."

Damn, Unga... where do you find this stuff?!

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docwoods posted on 10/24/2004

Machtiki,I read some of that Penis Phobia stuff too,and I can't quite figure out WHO gets the phobia.If you're a man,is it your own erect member that incites terror?Women?It was really murky-anyone have a clue?

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cynfulcynner posted on 10/25/2004

On 2004-10-24 16:46, docwoods wrote:
If you're a man,is it your own erect member that incites terror?Women?

Only if it's on a horse. :lol:

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cheekytiki posted on 10/25/2004

There was a kid in my class at school called John Thomas, funnily no one really got it at the time

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vintagegirl posted on 10/26/2004

Knockwurst!

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tiki-riviera posted on 10/27/2004

Mine is called chuck, because whenever he gets happy, he upchucks.

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Polynesiac posted on 10/27/2004

I don't think it's spelled right (I spelled it pho-net-i-cally), but:

goolahb-jahmins

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Beatnikine posted on 10/27/2004

On 2004-10-27 11:13, Polynesiac wrote:
I don't think it's spelled right (I spelled it pho-net-i-cally), but:

goolahb-jahmins

Gulab Jamon - its a really tasty Indian dessert.

....

Really?????

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