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names for genitalia

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Not a classy charachter like you of course...but maybe you've overheard friends...people of moral turpitude reffering to thier tackle as a long lost friend....like "Big Rudy"

Well, I call mine "The Minuteman".

(alright, 45 seconds at best. Hey, I'm a sensitive guy alright).

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Using the Middle name rule, "Russell The Love Muscle"

Bruce Banner, but watch out.. don't make him angry. Hulk Smash!

Big Jim and the twins
Meat and potatoes
Twig and berries
Wedding Tackle

Snickers...It really satisfies :roll:

Chongolio

"The Angry Inch"
I may not hit the end
But I can beat the crap out of the sides

I was searching for a cartoon for this thread
and accidently found this. There is definately a website for everything.
Penis Phobia Therapy

[ Edited by: Unga Bunga on 2004-10-23 13:02 ]

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Mr. Tiki

the Brutal Noodle

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Excerpt from the Penis Phobia Website

"What is Penis Phobia?

Defined as "a persistent, abnormal, and irrational fear of an erect penis", each year, this surprisingly common phobia causes countless people needless distress.

To add insult to an already distressing condition, most penis phobia therapies take months or years and sometimes even require the patient to be exposed repeatedly to their fear."

Damn, Unga... where do you find this stuff?!

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Machtiki,I read some of that Penis Phobia stuff too,and I can't quite figure out WHO gets the phobia.If you're a man,is it your own erect member that incites terror?Women?It was really murky-anyone have a clue?

On 2004-10-24 16:46, docwoods wrote:
If you're a man,is it your own erect member that incites terror?Women?

Only if it's on a horse. :lol:

There was a kid in my class at school called John Thomas, funnily no one really got it at the time

Knockwurst!

Mine is called chuck, because whenever he gets happy, he upchucks.

I don't think it's spelled right (I spelled it pho-net-i-cally), but:

goolahb-jahmins

On 2004-10-27 11:13, Polynesiac wrote:
I don't think it's spelled right (I spelled it pho-net-i-cally), but:

goolahb-jahmins

Gulab Jamon - its a really tasty Indian dessert.

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Really?????

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