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Subservient Chicken
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Sun, Apr 18, 2004 6:28 PM
This guy will do anything you tell him to. It's kinda scary but fun at the same time. |
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Sun, Apr 18, 2004 8:26 PM
what the ???! |
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Jungle Trader
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Sun, Apr 18, 2004 8:44 PM
Yeah, I told it to bring me a beer and it came up real close to my screen and wagged his finger. Damn scary! Now back to you. [ Edited by: Jungle Trader on 2004-04-18 20:46 ] |
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Sun, Apr 18, 2004 9:13 PM
Did you check out the tv commercials? Sexual harassment! |
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DawnTiki
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Sun, Apr 18, 2004 9:37 PM
go pluck yourself...... |
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Sun, Apr 18, 2004 9:42 PM
First, I told it to "f*ck off" and it walked right up to the screen and did a "shame on you" motion with its fingers. Then, I told it to jump up and down --- and it did! Is this a live cam??? That was kind of freaky... |
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Sun, Apr 18, 2004 9:45 PM
OK -- I just went back and told it to "Walk like an Egyptian" --- and it did!!! This has to be a live cam... Damn, does this guy sit in this chicken suit all night until someone calls up his webpage??? |
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Sun, Apr 18, 2004 9:57 PM
He moonwalked for me, posed (got a crotch shot) and tried to stand on his head, but he just ignored me when I told him to go pluck himself, that is sooo like a chicken. hmmmph! |
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Sun, Apr 18, 2004 10:20 PM
He would NOT do the Macarena, I asked three times. |
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RevBambooBen
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Sun, Apr 18, 2004 10:26 PM
tell him to "Act like a Dog!!" Oh my god!!! too Funny!!!!!!!!!! |
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Sun, Apr 18, 2004 10:36 PM
This website is a viral marketing thing for Burger King. It's not a webcam, but a bunch of Flash clips. I got him to do the Twist, the Swim, and the Hustle, but he can't do the Mashed Potato or the Chicken Dance. :lol: [ Edited by: cynfulcynner on 2004-04-18 22:39 ] |
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Mon, Apr 19, 2004 12:32 AM
I told it to glue back together all of Poly Pops' mugs,.....And it flipped me off! |
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Tiki Chris
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Mon, Apr 19, 2004 6:10 AM
i recommend typing in "piss". funny. you may have to try it it a couple of times. sometimes he shakes his finger at the screen but other times ... [ Edited by: Tiki Chris on 2004-04-19 06:12 ] |
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Mon, Apr 19, 2004 6:19 AM
Just say 'die'. That chicken is a good actor! |
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8FT Tiki
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Mon, Apr 19, 2004 8:06 AM
That is too funny! I asked him to do the wave and then I said go sit on the sofa. He was perfect. Only thing he didn't do well was jump up and click his heels. Maybe that's because chickens don't have heels ???? |
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PolynesianPop
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Mon, Apr 19, 2004 10:18 AM
Told it to "dance like John Travolta" -- and it did! This is getting fun...Other things I told it to do and it did: -Pushups When I told it to masturbate, it wagged its finger at me. **Poly-Pop *** He who dies with the most broken mugs WINS! [ Edited by: PolynesianPop on 2004-04-19 10:18 ] |
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Jungle Trader
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Mon, Apr 19, 2004 11:21 AM
What? He can't choke his own chicken? |
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Mon, Apr 19, 2004 12:26 PM
I have to say that I am starting to think that this may be the only website that Poly Pop looks at anymore, and his family and coworkers are probably getting concerned. I told him to hump the couch the other night, and he wagged his finger at me. So I told him again and by god, he humped it! That's when I started to freak out about the site and I haven't been back since. |
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Mon, Apr 19, 2004 12:31 PM
what an odd site. |
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Mon, Apr 19, 2004 12:33 PM
i am intrigued by the lower heading "BK TENDERCRISP..." :) j$ |
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PolynesianPop
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Mon, Apr 19, 2004 3:06 PM
Ok, other stuff he's done that I asked him to -- and he did: Get a book from the the shelf That's one smart bird... I'm beginning to running out of stuff to ask him to do... **Poly-Pop *** He who dies with the most broken mugs WINS! [ Edited by: polynesianpop on 2004-04-19 15:40 ] |
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Mon, Apr 19, 2004 3:23 PM
I asked him to do stuff us TC'ers would appreciate - try HULA DANCE. Also, MAKE A DRINK! |
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Mon, Apr 19, 2004 3:48 PM
I got that crazy plucker to act like a Monkey. But he wouldn't hold the Mcnuggets. Chongolio |
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Tiki Chris
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Mon, Apr 19, 2004 3:49 PM
"eat me" was pretty scary! |
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Tiki Chris
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Mon, Apr 19, 2004 3:52 PM
try "choke yourself" |
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Mon, Apr 19, 2004 3:55 PM
I can't try these out because I'm at work, but perhaps one of you more adventurous souls would like to give it a whirl... http://boingboing.net/2004/04/08/subservient_chickens.html p.s - after looking at the snopes website, it looks like they've disabled the ability to modify the url, and you'll just get the finger-wag. May be worth trying anyway, but I ain't gonna do it. I had it all backwards -- the best bed is the one that's stumbling distance from Tiki-Ti, or the Mai Kai, or the Lagoon Room, or the Alibi, or the Kon Tiki, or... [ Edited by: Humuhumu on 2004-04-19 16:05 ] |
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Mon, Apr 19, 2004 5:08 PM
We told him that Burger King tastes like crap- he seemed to agree. ...Worship the Tiki yielded results also. [ Edited by: boutiki on 2004-04-19 17:16 ] |
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Mon, Apr 19, 2004 5:50 PM
Chongo, glad to hear he didn't start throwing his sh*t at you. I had him take the CHP field sobriety test...he failed! |
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RevBambooBen
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Mon, Apr 19, 2004 9:39 PM
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RevBambooBen
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Mon, Apr 19, 2004 9:49 PM
http://www.backwoodshome.com/articles2/grim79.htmlOne more for the road! I've ran out of things for it to do so..... |
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RevBambooBen
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Mon, Apr 19, 2004 9:57 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road? KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. LOUISE WOODWARD: Because it wouldn't shut up!! SHUT UP!! BARRY SCHECK: Were you there? WERE YOU?? Did you see that chicken cross that road? Well?? DID YOU??? O.J. SIMPSON: Absolutely one-hundred percent unsure. JACK NICHOLSON: 'cause it fg wanted to. That's the fg reason. RONALD REAGAN: I forget. FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it? RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road. HOMER SIMPSON: Mmmmmm. Chicken. JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?" BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?" COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one? |
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RevBambooBen
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Mon, Apr 19, 2004 10:08 PM
2 tbsp. oil Combine liquid ingredients in a large bowl. Add chicken, pineapple, and banana. Let chill in refrigerator for a couple of hours. |
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Tue, Apr 20, 2004 12:59 PM
this thing freakin' creeps me out! |
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Tue, Apr 20, 2004 1:01 PM
I asked him to make a chicken sandwich & he took the cushions off the couch, laid 1 on the ground & put the other 1 on top of himself. But he wouldn't hold the mayo, eat a photo of a chicken sandwich, or turn the lamps upside-down. |
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Tue, Apr 20, 2004 2:10 PM
Will he hold the Chicken Salad between his knees? |
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Tue, Apr 20, 2004 3:00 PM
No, he just gets down on 1 knee. |
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tikibars
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Wed, Apr 21, 2004 11:58 AM
This thing is f-ing creepy! I just typed 'beg' and got an amusing result. Also, tried 'backflip' - he tried but failed! 'Choke the Chicken' is taken literally. [ Edited by: tikibars on 2004-04-21 12:31 ] |
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Wed, Apr 21, 2004 3:09 PM
I asked him to subvert the media & he just shifted his weight from 1 leg to another. Maybe he thinks he already is? |
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Sun, Sep 19, 2004 10:06 PM
There's now a parody of Subservient Chicken: Subservient President! http://www.sputnik7.com/domains/subservientpresident.net/ He will search for WMDs. :D |
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Sun, Sep 19, 2004 10:44 PM
Well,I asked Mr. President to jump up and down,and wave at the camera,but all he did was scratch his head and look shifty. |
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Sun, Sep 19, 2004 11:04 PM
I can't get the 'President' to do anything! Oh, wait - I get it... |
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Mon, Sep 20, 2004 3:29 AM
I asked it to "Bang your head" and he walked to the wall and whacked his head against it. Then I told him "Bark like a dog" and it crawled on all fours and lifted his leg on the couch. It really is creepy as hell so I had to bail out... |
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Fri, Oct 29, 2004 2:16 AM
THE CHICKEN IS BACK!!!! And he is fighting mad!!! |
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Fri, Oct 29, 2004 4:00 AM
Hah! He just cartwheeled AND did the worm for me! I played chicken fight and chose "Spicy", he tore "T.C." up! Subservient President... how appropriate! |
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Mon, Nov 8, 2004 5:11 PM
New parody of subsrvient chicken: virtual bartender. She can't make a Mai Tai, but try typing in "fight" or "knee". [ Edited by: ShaTikah on 2004-11-08 17:12 ] |
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Mon, Nov 8, 2004 5:27 PM
I asked, "Can you Woo, woo, woo?" I got him to sort of breakdance. He wouldn't break the TV. For some reason he threw all the pillows off the couch? Fun stuff! :) -FB |
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Mon, Nov 8, 2004 5:39 PM
Ask the virtual Bartender to "strip". It's funny. Ask her to "show me your panties". (I'm such a dirty dog). "French kiss a girl" is also good. [ Edited by: Sabu The Coconut Boy on 2004-11-08 17:44 ] |
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Mon, Nov 8, 2004 5:51 PM
she won't make a martini either - but she will buy you a beer. |