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just how DID Bazooka Joe loose his eye?

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Gigantalope posted on 11/16/2004

any idea? was he the childhood star who became "Raiders" guy and later made famous by Dangergirl's Trader Vic sticker?

I think it (his eye) was stolen by a large bird, a Roc perhaps, who roosts on it to this day.

What's YOUR theory?

[ Edited by: Gigantalope on 2004-11-15 18:59 ]

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spy-tiki posted on 11/16/2004

His mom told him if he blew such big bubbles one would pop and put his eye out and well...

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badmojo posted on 11/16/2004

For Christmas his dad bought him a Red Rider carbine action BB gun, with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time, and the results speak for themselves!

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Geeky Tiki posted on 11/16/2004

Rubber band and paper clip fight.

Our teacher told us.

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ZebraTiki posted on 11/16/2004

It was an accident involving a loose spring in a Ovaltine Genuine Simulated Gold Plastic Little Orphan Annie Decoder Pin.
Don't drink and decode!
Isn't Ovaltine a malt beverage?

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Kalikiana posted on 11/16/2004

Was he shot in the eye by a WWII Bazooka?

According to the TOPPS webpage, Bazooka Joe is also getting a new comic gang this year...an environmentalist that hangs out at Farmer's markets, an Asian danceclub DJ, an awkward science guy with a hankering for herpetology, a big-mac eating German exchange student named Wolfgang, and a tomboy that digs on Sportscenter and dislikes nailpolish. EEEeeesh...

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Tiki Rider posted on 11/16/2004

his hand slipped off?

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Johnny Dollar posted on 11/16/2004

i liked METALDUDE from the 90's era

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MachTiki posted on 11/16/2004

I think Metaldude poked his eye out with a sharpened carrot.

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tikibars posted on 11/17/2004

Whatever it was, it was pretty damned funny until someone lost an eye.

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Gigantalope posted on 11/17/2004

Classic Tikibars! Classic!

I bet that scizzor running, paste eating bastard had it commin'

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8FT Tiki posted on 11/17/2004

His old man was a pirate. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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Unga Bunga posted on 11/17/2004

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