Problem Solved!

As we all know, Mr Tiki Bong is a problem child NOT on Ritalin (yet). He just can't seem to say the right (read acceptable) thing at the right (read whenever) time.

Well, I've got the problem solved! I've finished up constructing my own language! So now if I have the urge to post something unacceptable (read true) I'll just do it in my new language.

That way no one will know what the smark I just posted and I'll get my 'yah yahs' and NOT (read not) get booted off the board.

For all the average henrod will know I could have just given highest praise, or the most gutter-washing insult!

The beauty of this little language is it has, technically, 32 vowels and 2 consonants, no punctuation, can be read left to right or right to left, may start at the top of page, may not, and the actual meanings of words are tied to the interest rates of the 11th District T-Bill.

Ahalin You!

In this holiday season, I wish you a hearty etaion shrdlu!

:drink:

[ Edited by: Philot on 2004-12-06 12:08 ]

Kind of like something my boss once said, "You have to think outside of the box, but work inside the box."

Roan pistla to you,

Raffertiki

i want a Bong Secret Decoder Ring.

Sweet, feathery CHRIST!!!

You seem to have already used more than your allotted number of consonants.

What a "ouuooaaap souuuoe" maneuver!

[ Edited by: Geeky Tiki on 2004-12-06 15:42 ]

Edited "ouuooaaap" for spelling, thereby rendering this whole thread "iiaaiip".

[ Edited by: Geeky Tiki on 2004-12-06 15:43 ]

Somehow I don't think this will actually make anything better.

On 2004-12-06 12:05, Tiki_Bong wrote:
and the actual meanings of words are tied to the interest rates of the 11th District T-Bill.

Ahalin You!

Bong, that's your problem, right there!

Don't be dazzled by the low "teaser" rate, look at the real rate you'll get when your ARM is fully-indexed. Better still, stay with the basic 30-year fixed; you won't be sorry and you'll get to keep posting!

Glad I could help.

et Manahalin You!

See ya Bong
It's been real nice knowing you
Make sure you tell us what Prison to visit you
You should have just played the opposite game
That way the nicer you are the more we know you aren't
Here let me show you
Bong your posts have been so wonderful lately
I just love how informative you are
Please could you post more like them
I'm sure when you get to be a Teacher you will be great at it.
Oh, and your steal playing, kinda sucks
Love you Bong
Keep up the AWESOME postings

When this stops being fun
It's our fault
Have no brakes Cannot stop
Happydog (What can I do?)

Just wanted to discount this post right away
[ Edited by: thebaxdog on 2004-12-07 07:50 ]

[ Edited by: thebaxdog on 2004-12-07 07:52 ]

On 2004-12-06 15:40, Geeky Tiki wrote:
You seem to have already used more than your allotted number of consonants.

What a "ouuooaaap souuuoe" maneuver!

Well, to determine that, you'd have to know what I consider a consonant.

On 2004-12-06 16:44, hanford_lemoore wrote:
Somehow I don't think this will actually make anything better.

Hanford,

This was just for fun. I don't really have a new language with 32 vowels, 2 consonants, can be read either left to right or vice-versa, can be read top to bottom of vice-versa. I am a failure.

I am still going to honor my pledge to you and NOT speak/post ill of others until death do us part. The end. Period.

Hey Bong, I like it when you say how it is, but i know you have to stay clear of that now. So maybe you can use something like the patch when you have the urge serve a huge plate of Bong to someone deserving. Maybe somebody can make a gum type nicorette instead called snicorette

On 2004-12-07 18:45, net-tiki wrote:
Maybe somebody can make a gum type nicorette instead called snicorette

How could Bong type, all covered head to toe in Snicorette patches?

I think Bong's bluffing about 'not' having invented his own secret language, and I can imagine him teaching it by saying, "Who're you gonna believe...me or your own lying eyes! The symbol "?" IS a consonant!"
(As overheard in the Bong as a Second Language Unit One: Snide Remarks and Deflating Insults.)