Problem Solved! - Beyond Tiki

T Tiki_Bong Member Huntington Beach, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: -16	T Tiki_Bong Posted posted on Mon, Dec 6, 2004 12:05 PM As we all know, Mr Tiki Bong is a problem child NOT on Ritalin (yet). He just can't seem to say the right (read acceptable) thing at the right (read whenever) time. Well, I've got the problem solved! I've finished up constructing my own language! So now if I have the urge to post something unacceptable (read true) I'll just do it in my new language. That way no one will know what the smark I just posted and I'll get my 'yah yahs' and NOT (read not) get booted off the board. For all the average henrod will know I could have just given highest praise, or the most gutter-washing insult! The beauty of this little language is it has, technically, 32 vowels and 2 consonants, no punctuation, can be read left to right or right to left, may start at the top of page, may not, and the actual meanings of words are tied to the interest rates of the 11th District T-Bill. Ahalin You!

As we all know, Mr Tiki Bong is a problem child NOT on Ritalin (yet). He just can't seem to say the right (read acceptable) thing at the right (read whenever) time.

Well, I've got the problem solved! I've finished up constructing my own language! So now if I have the urge to post something unacceptable (read true) I'll just do it in my new language.

That way no one will know what the smark I just posted and I'll get my 'yah yahs' and NOT (read not) get booted off the board.

For all the average henrod will know I could have just given highest praise, or the most gutter-washing insult!

The beauty of this little language is it has, technically, 32 vowels and 2 consonants, no punctuation, can be read left to right or right to left, may start at the top of page, may not, and the actual meanings of words are tied to the interest rates of the 11th District T-Bill.

Ahalin You!

Post #129316 by Tiki_Bong on Mon, Dec 6, 2004 12:05 PM