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What gives you gas?

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Gigantalope posted on 12/13/2004

But you continue to eat (maybe because of)

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Kon-Hemsby posted on 12/13/2004

Are you serious?!

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mattfink posted on 12/13/2004

What doesn't give me gas....pfffffftttt!!!

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Johnny Dollar posted on 12/13/2004

this gives me gas

you meant this topic as a joke, right? :) your friend, j$

[ Edited by: Johnny Dollar on 2004-12-13 08:40 ]

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Unga Bunga posted on 12/13/2004
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Monkeyman posted on 12/13/2004

No one is safe from raw cauliflower and broccoli.

Its lethal.

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cynfulcynner posted on 12/13/2004

On 2004-12-13 13:34, Monkeyman wrote:
No one is safe from raw cauliflower and broccoli.

Maybe that's the real reason why George HW Bush hated broccoli so much. :roll:

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Raffertiki posted on 12/13/2004

Sugar free candy, or anything with Sorbitol in it. You won't beleive the funk that you will emit.

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cynfulcynner posted on 12/14/2004

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Gigantalope posted on 12/14/2004

Malls, Flea Markets, Farmers Markets and the Ikea. I seldom shop, but was forced.

IKEA is a Scandanavian giant store where most stuff is made in China...(in case they don't have one by your house) So popular it is, the the sick treated all of Berkeley to lunch...the lunch they had eaten earlier that day that is.

Malls and lines especially at the swap meet (flea market) were haunted by the suplery ghosts of christmas past(and worse "petuli")

Which brought me to my point (offencive as it is for which I appoligize) Does the whole world where you live feast on Cabbage and Kippers before Shopping? (not a real question)

(And let thier feril children off leash on this single day?)

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KuKuAhu posted on 12/14/2004

On 2004-12-13 19:01, Gigantalope wrote:

(And let thier feril children off leash on this single day?)

As a former feral child I resent that statement and request that Hanford lock this offensive thread.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go root through my neighbors garbage and urinate in the street.

Ku Ku


"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."

-Oscar Wilde

[ Edited by: Ku Ku Ahu on 2004-12-13 19:14 ]

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tikifish posted on 12/14/2004

Everyone farts in the library.

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TikiGardener posted on 12/14/2004

Kims video in NYC Had a sign over the entry to the porn section reading

"Please, no farting in the adult video section."

Aparrently porn causes a lot of farting.

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Shipwreckjoey posted on 12/14/2004

Oktoberfest! After a plate of bratwurst, sauerkraut and three or four beers I can fart the tuba solo in the "She's Too Fat For Me" polka. Oops...I think I just soiled my lederhosen.

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ZebraTiki posted on 12/14/2004

On 2004-12-13 19:01, Gigantalope wrote:

Which brought me to my point (offencive as it is for which I appoligize) Does the whole world where you live feast on Cabbage and Kippers before Shopping? (not a real question)

(And let thier feril children off leash on this single day?)

He who smelt it, dealt it.

He who denied it, supplied it.

I never stopped being a feral child, now if you'll excuse me, I have to go get my head stuck between the rungs on the stairway railing.

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Dimethios posted on 12/14/2004

The wahine's Golabki (aka cabbage rolls)
cabbage = loud ones
meat = stinky ones
A deadly combination!

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8FT Tiki posted on 12/14/2004

My co-workers give me all the gas they can.
They think it is so cute.
Why are these "grown" men so immature?
I'm the only one there who doesn't do all that pull my finger b.s.
I have to turn on a fan just to eat my lunch.

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trustar posted on 12/15/2004

Dinty Moore Beef Stew.

Our standard camping food. Results sound like the campfire scene in "Blazzing Saddles"

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Tiki Rider posted on 12/15/2004

a topic such as this...

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FreakBear posted on 12/22/2004

Job interviews~!

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tiki mick posted on 02/10/2011

"Wow! I am having a similar experience internally. Last night I ate at Taco Bell and I have been feeling pressure on my caldera ever since. Like Yellowstone, I do not believe that this current pressure on my caldera necessarily indicates an eruption any time soon.
Viva Volcanos Baby!"

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MadDogMike posted on 02/10/2011

This topic is what BILGE was created for!

I have tried to narrow it down to a few hundred items and have concluded that BREATHING gives me gas :lol:

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MadDogMike posted on 03/19/2011

Apparently 3 lbs of meat does

On 2011-03-19 01:26, MadDogMike wrote in the "I Can't Sleep Arrrgh!" Thread:
Went across the border tonight to a Brazilian steakhouse. All the meat you can eat for 139 pesos, about $11 - Parmesan Cheese Crusted Pork Loin, PicaƱa, Top Sirloin, Spanish Chorizo, Skirt Steak, Fillet Mignon, Beef Fillet with Cheese, Lemon Fillet, Mustard Fillet, Garlic Fillet, BBQ Ribs, Bacon Wrapped Turkey Breast, Marinated Chicken Legs, Beef Tongue, and I can't remember what else! They just kept bringing it out on big swords full of meat and slicing off as much as you want. It was all SO GOOD!!!

So why is this in the "Can't sleep...araghhhh!" thread? I must have eaten at least 3 lbs of meat and I can't sleep! :lol:

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beadtiki posted on 03/19/2011

Sugar free candy - and not just gas!

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