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would u eat me?

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hula hula posted on 01/29/2005

done

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Unga Bunga posted on 01/29/2005

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Helz posted on 01/29/2005

Brilliant!

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hula hula posted on 01/29/2005

is lick my bong a ofensive term?

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RevBambooBen posted on 01/30/2005

On 2005-01-29 13:20, hula hula wrote:
is lick my bong a ofensive term?

I'd eat you if you licked my Bamboo Bong Hole!!!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

( I'll never forget you walking thru the Smoker in the a.m. at Oasis, with that grin on your face. Classic!)

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Shipwreckjoey posted on 01/30/2005

"I wouldn't eat you because you're too tough"

  • Sheb Wooley - The One Eyed One Horned Flyin' Purple People Eater
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tiki mick posted on 01/31/2005

The ghost of Bong strikes back, in the form of hula hula!

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MachTiki posted on 01/31/2005

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Helz posted on 01/31/2005

A buddy of mine had that put on the license plate of his '32 highboy - 3M TA3. Got by the folks at the Colorado DMV.

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badmojo posted on 01/31/2005

I would eat you raw through a Flavor Straw..

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hula hula posted on 02/02/2005

I WOULD EAT YOU IN A BOAT...

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Johnny Dollar posted on 02/02/2005

On 2005-02-02 11:18, hula hula wrote:
I WOULD EAT YOU IN A BOAT...

CAPTAIN: Listen...chaps...there's still a chance. I'm...done for, I've...got a gammy
leg and I'm going fast; I'll never get through. ... But...some of you might. So...you'd better eat me.
?: Eat you, sir?
C: Yes. Eat me.
?: Iiuuhh! With a gammy leg?
C: You didn't eat the leg, Thompson. There's still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm.
5: It's not just the leg, sir.
C: What do you mean?
5: Well, sir...it's just that -
C: Why don't you want to eat me?
5: I'd rather eat Johnson, sir!
?: So would I, sir.
C: I see.
?: Then that's decided...everyone's gonna eat me!
?: Uh, well.
5: What, sir?
?: Go ahead, please, but I won't -
?: Oh nonsense, sir, you're starving; tuck in!
1: No, no, it's not that.
?: What's the matter with Johnson, sir?
1: Well, he's not kosher.
5: That depends how we kill him, sir.
1: Yes, that's true. But to be perfectly frank I...I like my meat a little more lean. I'd rather eat Hodges.
?: Oh well, all right.
5: I still prefer Johnson.
C: I wish you'd all stop bickering and eat me.
1: Look. I tell you what. Those who want to can eat Johnson. And you, sir, can have my leg. And we make some stock from the Captain, and then we'll have Johnson cold for supper.
Crew: (cacophonous)Hmm, yes, good idea, excellent thinking, very good, I don't suppose we could have Hodges in the morning, jolly good idea, etc.

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Trader Tiki posted on 02/02/2005

Eat it!
Eat it!
Get yourself and egg and BEAT IT!

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BryanDeanMartin posted on 02/04/2005

Chew me, eat me, you can't beat me.

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