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would u eat me?

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HH

done

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Helz posted on Sat, Jan 29, 2005 11:51 AM

Brilliant!

HH

is lick my bong a ofensive term?

On 2005-01-29 13:20, hula hula wrote:
is lick my bong a ofensive term?

I'd eat you if you licked my Bamboo Bong Hole!!!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

( I'll never forget you walking thru the Smoker in the a.m. at Oasis, with that grin on your face. Classic!)

"I wouldn't eat you because you're too tough"

  • Sheb Wooley - The One Eyed One Horned Flyin' Purple People Eater

The ghost of Bong strikes back, in the form of hula hula!

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Helz posted on Mon, Jan 31, 2005 1:13 PM

A buddy of mine had that put on the license plate of his '32 highboy - 3M TA3. Got by the folks at the Colorado DMV.

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I would eat you raw through a Flavor Straw..

HH

I WOULD EAT YOU IN A BOAT...

On 2005-02-02 11:18, hula hula wrote:
I WOULD EAT YOU IN A BOAT...

CAPTAIN: Listen...chaps...there's still a chance. I'm...done for, I've...got a gammy
leg and I'm going fast; I'll never get through. ... But...some of you might. So...you'd better eat me.
?: Eat you, sir?
C: Yes. Eat me.
?: Iiuuhh! With a gammy leg?
C: You didn't eat the leg, Thompson. There's still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm.
5: It's not just the leg, sir.
C: What do you mean?
5: Well, sir...it's just that -
C: Why don't you want to eat me?
5: I'd rather eat Johnson, sir!
?: So would I, sir.
C: I see.
?: Then that's decided...everyone's gonna eat me!
?: Uh, well.
5: What, sir?
?: Go ahead, please, but I won't -
?: Oh nonsense, sir, you're starving; tuck in!
1: No, no, it's not that.
?: What's the matter with Johnson, sir?
1: Well, he's not kosher.
5: That depends how we kill him, sir.
1: Yes, that's true. But to be perfectly frank I...I like my meat a little more lean. I'd rather eat Hodges.
?: Oh well, all right.
5: I still prefer Johnson.
C: I wish you'd all stop bickering and eat me.
1: Look. I tell you what. Those who want to can eat Johnson. And you, sir, can have my leg. And we make some stock from the Captain, and then we'll have Johnson cold for supper.
Crew: (cacophonous)Hmm, yes, good idea, excellent thinking, very good, I don't suppose we could have Hodges in the morning, jolly good idea, etc.

Eat it!
Eat it!
Get yourself and egg and BEAT IT!

Chew me, eat me, you can't beat me.

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