Butter Cow Lady

She is my new queen.
http://www.thebuttercowlady.com/

I visited her website. I was moooooved.

I thought it was udderly distasteful.
Do you know how many real cows would like a massage like that, hell that butter betty can rub butter on me. Oh no now I am all churned up. Time to go warm up the milking machine.

You ain't lived life til you've seen a life sized bust of Wayne Gretzky made out of butter - just one of the many exciting things y'all missed at the Toronto Royal Winter Fair last year.