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What is your pornstar name?

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hewey posted on 05/15/2005

Take your first pet, and the current street you live in, and this is your porn name!

For example, my first pet was "Boof" and I live in Watson Drive, so my porn name is:

"Boof Watson"

My girl is "Zipper Monica"
My brother is "Bubbles Oxford" (It used to be "Bubbles Coco", but he moved).

What's your porn name?

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boutiki posted on 05/15/2005
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hewey posted on 05/15/2005

my bad, sorry guys

I go and hang my head in shame

I searched for "porn" but didnt find that topic. Obviously I need to revise my searching methods.

[ Edited by: hewey on 2005-05-15 00:35 ]

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Mai Tai posted on 05/15/2005

On 2005-05-14 18:50, hewey wrote:
Take your first pet, and the current street you live in, and this is your porn name!

I always heard that it was your childhood beloved pet, and the street that you grew up on, not the street you currently live on - that keeps your porn name locked in, instead of changing all the time. I think they say the same thing in that thread. That would make me Freckles Schuster. Sounds like a cousin to Ron Jeremy.

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Jungle Trader posted on 05/15/2005

Snoopy Winthrop

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the drunken hat posted on 05/15/2005

mine would be sugar holly. man if that isn't the perfect name for a porn-chick.

too bad i'm a guy.

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aquaorama posted on 05/15/2005

Thor Oak

Ok, that just sounds wrong!

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badmojo posted on 05/15/2005

On 2005-05-15 09:57, aquaorama wrote:
Thor Oak

Ok, that just sounds wrong!

Cousin to Thora Birch?

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Pepe le Tiki posted on 05/15/2005

oooh la la, it's Poochie Cumberland!

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spy-tiki posted on 05/15/2005

Buddy 36th ave.

Must be another rule...

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Shipwreckjoey posted on 05/16/2005

Filthy McNasty

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cynfulcynner posted on 05/16/2005

Cynful Cynner, of course! duh! :lol:

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MakeDaMug posted on 05/16/2005

Toosey Cockleshell

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Turbogod posted on 05/16/2005

Dusty Eastwood

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CheekyGirl posted on 05/16/2005

I recall the same, 1st pet you remember as a child and 1st Street you lived on. Following that rule, it would be:

Whiskey Kelowna The rule on this Post: Whiskey Genesta.

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Benehune posted on 05/16/2005

With Cheekygirl's sysyem: Spooky Encino, this rule: Zuni Retama

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joefla70 posted on 05/16/2005

I would have to create a new rule to have my porn name make any sense. I grew up on N. 55th Avenue and currently reside on NW 45th Street. However, the closest streets to me that had names while I was growing up were Sheridan Street, Stirling Road and Sarazen Dr. So, if we went by that rule, my porn name would be either:

Duke Sheridan
Duke Stirling or
Duke Sarazen

[ Edited by: joefla70 on 2005-05-16 11:05 ]

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freddiefreelance posted on 05/16/2005

On 2005-05-16 11:04, joefla70 wrote:
I would have to create a new rule to have my porn name make any sense. I grew up on N. 55th Avenue and currently reside on NW 45th Street. However, the closest streets to me that had names while I was growing up were Sheridan Street, Stirling Road and Sarazen Dr. So, if we went by that rule, my porn name would be either:

Duke Sheridan
Duke Stirling or
Duke Sarazen

[ Edited by: joefla70 on 2005-05-16 11:05 ]

What's wrong with Duke Fifty-Five? And Duke 45 is even better!

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Feelin Zombified posted on 05/16/2005

This topic again?

(sigh)

alright, using the classic formula:

*** * * RUFUS FAIRFORD * * ***

and I hope to use that name someday!
not as a pornstar, you pervs, but I think it's a great sleazy lounge singer name.

-Z

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WooHooWahine posted on 05/26/2005

I thought it was your middle name and the street you live on????

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PapeToaTane posted on 05/26/2005

Wow. Mine sounds real:

"Coochie Valencia"

No lie! :lol:

The alternative if your street name is lame is to use your mother's maiden name.

So for me, the first way, it's Rudy Mill Race but the second way it's Rudy Seed. The second one is way better.

--SBiM

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DawnTiki posted on 05/26/2005

Going by Suffering Bastards method my name would be ...Twig Johnson...

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Feelin Zombified posted on 05/26/2005

I thought mothers maiden name was for your Drag Queen name...?

Isn't there a federal agency that regulates this stuff?

-Z

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Tangaroa posted on 05/26/2005

Dear God -

I'm Princess Countrywood.

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Feelin Zombified posted on 05/26/2005

On 2005-05-26 11:32, Tangaroa wrote:
Dear God -

I'm Princess Countrywood.

Somewhere deep down inside, didn't we all know that?

:lol:

-Z

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joefla70 posted on 05/26/2005

On 2005-05-26 10:01, DawnTiki wrote:
Going by Suffering Bastards method my name would be ...Twig Johnson...

A pornstar with the name "Twig Johnson" would have to be pretty self-conscious. That would be admitting that you have a "tiny Johnson". Although, for a transvestite porn star, that might be ok.

P.S. My family used to have a cat named "Twiggy"

P.P.S. My grandparents lived on a Johnson Street. My Grandpa's porn name would be "King Johnson." Go grandpa!

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cynfulcynner posted on 05/26/2005

On 2005-05-25 21:53, WooHooWahine wrote:
I thought it was your middle name and the street you live on????

That would make me Lynn 48th Avenue. That makes absolutely no sense!

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Digitiki posted on 05/26/2005

According to the formula, my porn name is "Martin Woodman" which is pretty good.

But my chosen pron name is "Girth Brooks"

[ Edited by: Digitiki on 2005-05-26 14:22 ]

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Hau 'oli Tiki posted on 05/26/2005

Tom Cat Mawson. Or, the other way Tom Cat Creek. Sounds like a horny Indian.

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