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What is your pornstar name?
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hewey
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Sat, May 14, 2005 6:50 PM
Take your first pet, and the current street you live in, and this is your porn name! For example, my first pet was "Boof" and I live in Watson Drive, so my porn name is: "Boof Watson" My girl is "Zipper Monica" What's your porn name? |
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boutiki
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Sat, May 14, 2005 8:06 PM
Mine is "Search Forums" |
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hewey
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Sun, May 15, 2005 12:28 AM
my bad, sorry guys I go and hang my head in shame I searched for "porn" but didnt find that topic. Obviously I need to revise my searching methods. [ Edited by: hewey on 2005-05-15 00:35 ] |
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Mai Tai
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Sun, May 15, 2005 1:07 AM
I always heard that it was your childhood beloved pet, and the street that you grew up on, not the street you currently live on - that keeps your porn name locked in, instead of changing all the time. I think they say the same thing in that thread. That would make me Freckles Schuster. Sounds like a cousin to Ron Jeremy. |
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Jungle Trader
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Sun, May 15, 2005 8:42 AM
Snoopy Winthrop |
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the drunken hat
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Sun, May 15, 2005 9:39 AM
mine would be sugar holly. man if that isn't the perfect name for a porn-chick. too bad i'm a guy. |
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aquaorama
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Sun, May 15, 2005 9:57 AM
Thor Oak Ok, that just sounds wrong! |
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badmojo
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Sun, May 15, 2005 11:01 AM
Cousin to Thora Birch? |
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Pepe le Tiki
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Sun, May 15, 2005 11:19 AM
oooh la la, it's Poochie Cumberland! |
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spy-tiki
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Sun, May 15, 2005 12:50 PM
Buddy 36th ave. Must be another rule... |
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Shipwreckjoey
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Sun, May 15, 2005 5:43 PM
Filthy McNasty |
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cynfulcynner
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Sun, May 15, 2005 8:17 PM
Cynful Cynner, of course! duh! :lol: |
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MakeDaMug
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Sun, May 15, 2005 9:33 PM
Toosey Cockleshell |
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Turbogod
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Sun, May 15, 2005 10:51 PM
Dusty Eastwood |
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CheekyGirl
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Sun, May 15, 2005 11:30 PM
I recall the same, 1st pet you remember as a child and 1st Street you lived on. Following that rule, it would be: Whiskey Kelowna The rule on this Post: Whiskey Genesta. |
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Benehune
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Mon, May 16, 2005 4:54 AM
With Cheekygirl's sysyem: Spooky Encino, this rule: Zuni Retama |
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joefla70
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Mon, May 16, 2005 11:04 AM
I would have to create a new rule to have my porn name make any sense. I grew up on N. 55th Avenue and currently reside on NW 45th Street. However, the closest streets to me that had names while I was growing up were Sheridan Street, Stirling Road and Sarazen Dr. So, if we went by that rule, my porn name would be either: Duke Sheridan [ Edited by: joefla70 on 2005-05-16 11:05 ] |
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freddiefreelance
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Mon, May 16, 2005 11:45 AM
What's wrong with Duke Fifty-Five? And Duke 45 is even better! |
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Feelin Zombified
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Mon, May 16, 2005 12:00 PM
This topic again? (sigh) alright, using the classic formula: *** * * RUFUS FAIRFORD * * *** and I hope to use that name someday! -Z |
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WooHooWahine
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Wed, May 25, 2005 9:53 PM
I thought it was your middle name and the street you live on???? |
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PapeToaTane
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Thu, May 26, 2005 8:38 AM
Wow. Mine sounds real: "Coochie Valencia" No lie! :lol: |
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Suffering Bastard of Stumptown
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Thu, May 26, 2005 9:41 AM
The alternative if your street name is lame is to use your mother's maiden name. So for me, the first way, it's Rudy Mill Race but the second way it's Rudy Seed. The second one is way better. --SBiM |
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DawnTiki
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Thu, May 26, 2005 10:01 AM
Going by Suffering Bastards method my name would be ...Twig Johnson... |
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Feelin Zombified
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Thu, May 26, 2005 10:42 AM
I thought mothers maiden name was for your Drag Queen name...? Isn't there a federal agency that regulates this stuff? -Z |
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Tangaroa
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Thu, May 26, 2005 11:32 AM
Dear God - I'm Princess Countrywood. |
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Feelin Zombified
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Thu, May 26, 2005 11:41 AM
Somewhere deep down inside, didn't we all know that? :lol: -Z |
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joefla70
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Thu, May 26, 2005 11:53 AM
A pornstar with the name "Twig Johnson" would have to be pretty self-conscious. That would be admitting that you have a "tiny Johnson". Although, for a transvestite porn star, that might be ok. P.S. My family used to have a cat named "Twiggy" P.P.S. My grandparents lived on a Johnson Street. My Grandpa's porn name would be "King Johnson." Go grandpa! |
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cynfulcynner
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Thu, May 26, 2005 2:02 PM
That would make me Lynn 48th Avenue. That makes absolutely no sense! |
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Digitiki
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Thu, May 26, 2005 2:21 PM
According to the formula, my porn name is "Martin Woodman" which is pretty good. But my chosen pron name is "Girth Brooks" [ Edited by: Digitiki on 2005-05-26 14:22 ] |
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Hau 'oli Tiki
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Thu, May 26, 2005 2:45 PM
Tom Cat Mawson. Or, the other way Tom Cat Creek. Sounds like a horny Indian. |
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