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Men of Tiki Central -- are you average?

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SS Satan's Sin Member Imperial Beach, CA Joined: Jun 13, 2004 Posts: 729	SS Satan's Sin Posted posted on Thu, Jun 23, 2005 5:12 PM The Average Guy has sex 1.5 times a week (79 times a year), and lasts about 14 minutes. He has a 1-in-4.3 chance of cheating on his wife and enjoys a total of 12.4 sex partners throughout his life. The odds that his wife will cheat on him are 1 in 8.3, and the average woman enjoys a total of four sex partners throughout her life. The Average Guy is 34.4 years old and makes about $36,100 a year. He's about 5-feet-9 and weighs 175 pounds. He's married with two children and has $3,100 in the bank. Mr. Average drinks at least 3.3 cups of coffee a day and 1.2 alcoholic drinks a day. He eats fast food 1.4 times a week, visits a pizza joint three times a month, eats steak twice a week and eats 245 eggs a year. The odds he'll have a heart attack are 1 in 21. The odds that he'll develop heart disease before age 60 are 1 in 3. The odds that he'll have high blood pressure are 1 in 4. The odds that he'll develop prostate cancer are 1 in 6. The odds that he'll develop diabetes are 1 in 12. The average man's life expectancy has increased from about 72 years in 1990 to 74 in 1994. Six years behind the women. The odds that the Average Guy is 30 pounds overweight are 1 in 5. The average 175-pound guy can toss a football 50 yards, the average NFL quarterback, 65 yards. The average man sleeps about 7 hours on a work night. And... The average penis is 5.877 inches. The average erect penis had a girth of 4.972 inches. About 75 percent of men are between 4.5 and 5.5 inches. (June's Men's Health Magazine, compiled from government stats)
C cynfulcynner Member Ocean Beach, San Francisco Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 1799	C cynfulcynner Posted posted on Thu, Jun 23, 2005 5:20 PM On 2005-06-23 17:12, Satan's Sin wrote: the average woman enjoys a total of four sex partners throughout her life. I always knew I was above average! :lol:
T Tikiwahine Tiki Socialite Victoria, BC Joined: Apr 09, 2003 Posts: 3295	T Tikiwahine Posted posted on Thu, Jun 23, 2005 5:23 PM The average woman divides her actual sexual partners by about 3, and tells you that. 5 is much more innocent sounding than 15.
T thejab Grand Member (1 year) Tradewinds Apartments, Alameda, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2992	T thejab Posted posted on Thu, Jun 23, 2005 5:25 PM On 2005-06-23 17:12, Satan's Sin wrote:eats steak twice a week This makes me very happy. :)
D dangergirl299 Grand Member (1 year) Bay Area Joined: Feb 18, 2003 Posts: 893	D dangergirl299 Posted posted on Thu, Jun 23, 2005 5:33 PM I know for a fact most of you all drink a LOT More than 1.2 drinks/day average - so you would need to adjust most of the other "averages" accordingly, but I'm keeping mum as to which ones I've experienced below or above average as a result.
T Tiki_Bong Member Huntington Beach, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: -16	T Tiki_Bong Posted posted on Thu, Jun 23, 2005 7:45 PM Averages blow. Mode is where's it's at.
D dogbytes Tiki Socialite seattle, wa Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 2243	D dogbytes Posted posted on Thu, Jun 23, 2005 8:04 PM On 2005-06-23 19:45, Tiki_Bong wrote: Averages blow. Mode is where's it's at. naw, it's all about the deviations
AC Atomic Cocktail Tiki Socialite Land O' The Next Big One-L.A. Joined: Jun 25, 2002 Posts: 929	AC Atomic Cocktail Posted posted on Thu, Jun 23, 2005 8:22 PM I'm below average and damn proud of it! I'm here, I'm below average, Give me an orange!
MP mrs. pineapple Member Joined: May 12, 2003 Posts: 611	MP mrs. pineapple Posted posted on Thu, Jun 23, 2005 9:58 PM Men's Health calls me all the time to get one of our clients to buy ads from them. They have a lot of penile enlargment ads, and the rep is pretty obnoxious, so we blow them off all the time. So there! Mr. Pineapple is 'beyond average'
H hiltiki Tiki Socialite Hollywood, calif. Joined: Jun 10, 2004 Posts: 4256	H hiltiki Posted posted on Thu, Jun 23, 2005 10:45 PM The men in my life are definitely average.
H Humuhumu Member San Francisco Joined: Aug 22, 2002 Posts: 3691	H Humuhumu Posted posted on Thu, Jun 23, 2005 10:49 PM Hanford's existence means that some poor chap out there is in "Angry Inch" territory.
T tikifish Member Toronto,Canada Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2720	T tikifish Posted posted on Fri, Jun 24, 2005 5:20 AM Im still baffled by the 3.3 cups of coffee a day. Holy caffein-nation, batman! Now, where's the average female list?
D docwoods Member outside the windy city Joined: Feb 29, 2004 Posts: 599	D docwoods Posted posted on Fri, Jun 24, 2005 5:28 AM Tikifish,there is nothing average about females.
T Tiki-bot Member Joined: Jun 24, 2002 Posts: 1345	T Tiki-bot Posted posted on Fri, Jun 24, 2005 10:06 AM On 2005-06-23 22:49, Humuhumu wrote: Hanford's existence means that some poor chap out there is in "Angry Inch" territory. TMI! TMI!
MP mrs. pineapple Member Joined: May 12, 2003 Posts: 611	MP mrs. pineapple Posted posted on Fri, Jun 24, 2005 10:39 AM On 2005-06-24 10:06, Tiki-bot wrote: On 2005-06-23 22:49, Humuhumu wrote: Hanford's existence means that some poor chap out there is in "Angry Inch" territory. TMI! TMI! Seriously! How did we go from knowing virtually NOTHING about the elusive Hanford, to having this personal nugget infilitrate my brain before lunch?? On the other hand, good for you, Humu2 :wink:
C cynfulcynner Member Ocean Beach, San Francisco Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 1799	C cynfulcynner Posted posted on Fri, Jun 24, 2005 10:45 AM On 2005-06-24 10:06, Tiki-bot wrote: TMI! TMI! Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. :lol:
G goddess-sun Member Joined: Jun 20, 2005 Posts: 30	G goddess-sun Posted posted on Fri, Jun 24, 2005 3:30 PM I agree w/Bong.... Average does blow. Mode is where it's at!!!!
SS Satan's Sin Member Imperial Beach, CA Joined: Jun 13, 2004 Posts: 729	SS Satan's Sin Posted posted on Fri, Jun 24, 2005 4:26 PM Myself, I have sex far more than 1.5 times a week. Unfortunately, my wife usually isn't in the same room at the time. Ba da boomp! Thanks, folks, and don't forget to tip your waitress.
T Tiki_Bong Member Huntington Beach, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: -16	T Tiki_Bong Posted posted on Fri, Jun 24, 2005 5:38 PM On 2005-06-23 17:12, Satan's Sin wrote: The Average Guy has sex 1.5 times a week (79 times a year), and lasts about 14 minutes. 14 minutes, what a lazy ass. Man, I can have sex 23 times in that amount of time...
8T 8FT Tiki Tiki Socialite Kansas City, MO Joined: Nov 30, 2003 Posts: 1411	8T 8FT Tiki Posted posted on Mon, Jun 27, 2005 1:43 PM quote: The Average Guy has sex 1.5 times a week. I can understand the 1 but I'm wondering how Mr. Average has sex the other .5 times??? When we first met....... [ Edited by: 8FT Tiki on 2005-06-27 13:44 ]
TM tiki mick Tiki Socialite SOCAL Joined: May 12, 2004 Posts: 4094	TM tiki mick Posted posted on Fri, Jul 1, 2005 1:13 PM , Tiki_Bong wrote:[/i]14 minutes, what a lazy ass. Man, I can have sex 23 times in that amount of time... But Bong, we both know why, right? The affliction we both have! [ Edited by: lucas vigor on 2005-07-01 13:42 ]
R Raffertiki Member L.I. Joined: Oct 31, 2003 Posts: 1527	R Raffertiki Posted posted on Sat, Jul 2, 2005 12:09 PM whew! that last one put me above average.

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