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Men of Tiki Central -- are you average?

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The Average Guy has sex 1.5 times a week (79 times a year), and lasts about 14 minutes.

He has a 1-in-4.3 chance of cheating on his wife and enjoys a total of 12.4 sex partners throughout his life.

The odds that his wife will cheat on him are 1 in 8.3, and the average woman enjoys a total of four sex partners throughout her life.

The Average Guy is 34.4 years old and makes about $36,100 a year.

He's about 5-feet-9 and weighs 175 pounds.

He's married with two children and has $3,100 in the bank.

Mr. Average drinks at least 3.3 cups of coffee a day and 1.2 alcoholic drinks a day.

He eats fast food 1.4 times a week, visits a pizza joint three times a month, eats steak twice a week and eats 245 eggs a year.

The odds he'll have a heart attack are 1 in 21.

The odds that he'll develop heart disease before age 60 are 1 in 3.

The odds that he'll have high blood pressure are 1 in 4.

The odds that he'll develop prostate cancer are 1 in 6.

The odds that he'll develop diabetes are 1 in 12.

The average man's life expectancy has increased from about 72 years in 1990 to 74 in 1994. Six years behind the women.

The odds that the Average Guy is 30 pounds overweight are 1 in 5.

The average 175-pound guy can toss a football 50 yards, the average NFL quarterback, 65 yards.

The average man sleeps about 7 hours on a work night.

And...

The average penis is 5.877 inches. The average erect penis had a girth of 4.972 inches.

About 75 percent of men are between 4.5 and 5.5 inches.

(June's Men's Health Magazine, compiled from government stats)

On 2005-06-23 17:12, Satan's Sin wrote:
the average woman enjoys a total of four sex partners throughout her life.

I always knew I was above average! :lol:

The average woman divides her actual sexual partners by about 3, and tells you that.

5 is much more innocent sounding than 15.

T

*On 2005-06-23 17:12, Satan's Sin wrote:*eats steak twice a week

This makes me very happy. :)

I know for a fact most of you all drink a LOT More than 1.2 drinks/day average - so you would need to adjust most of the other "averages" accordingly, but I'm keeping mum as to which ones I've experienced below or above average as a result.

Averages blow. Mode is where's it's at.

D

On 2005-06-23 19:45, Tiki_Bong wrote:
Averages blow. Mode is where's it's at.

naw, it's all about the deviations

I'm below average and damn proud of it!

I'm here,

I'm below average,

Give me an orange!

Men's Health calls me all the time to get one of our clients to buy ads from them. They have a lot of penile enlargment ads, and the rep is pretty obnoxious, so we blow them off all the time. So there!

Mr. Pineapple is 'beyond average'

H

The men in my life are definitely average.

Hanford's existence means that some poor chap out there is in "Angry Inch" territory.

T

Im still baffled by the 3.3 cups of coffee a day. Holy caffein-nation, batman!
Now, where's the average female list?

D

Tikifish,there is nothing average about females.

On 2005-06-23 22:49, Humuhumu wrote:
Hanford's existence means that some poor chap out there is in "Angry Inch" territory.

TMI! TMI!

On 2005-06-24 10:06, Tiki-bot wrote:

On 2005-06-23 22:49, Humuhumu wrote:
Hanford's existence means that some poor chap out there is in "Angry Inch" territory.

TMI! TMI!

Seriously! How did we go from knowing virtually NOTHING about the elusive Hanford, to having this personal nugget infilitrate my brain before lunch??

On the other hand, good for you, Humu2 :wink:

On 2005-06-24 10:06, Tiki-bot wrote:

TMI! TMI!

Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. :lol:

I agree w/Bong.... Average does blow.
Mode is where it's at!!!!

Myself, I have sex far more than 1.5 times a week.

Unfortunately, my wife usually isn't in the same room at the time.

Ba da boomp!

Thanks, folks, and don't forget to tip your waitress.

On 2005-06-23 17:12, Satan's Sin wrote:
The Average Guy has sex 1.5 times a week (79 times a year), and lasts about 14 minutes.

14 minutes, what a lazy ass. Man, I can have sex 23 times in that amount of time...

8T

quote: The Average Guy has sex 1.5 times a week.

I can understand the 1 but
I'm wondering how Mr. Average has sex the other .5 times???


When we first met.......

[ Edited by: 8FT Tiki on 2005-06-27 13:44 ]

TM

, Tiki_Bong wrote:[/i]14 minutes, what a lazy ass. Man, I can have sex 23 times in that amount of time...

But Bong, we both know why, right? The affliction we both have!

[ Edited by: lucas vigor on 2005-07-01 13:42 ]

whew! that last one put me above average.

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