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Heaven & Hell

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Sheep go to heaven / Goats go to hell.

T

T

Heaven = Kahiki
Hell = Dentist's Office

Every time you masturbate, God takes away one of your stuffed animals in Heaven.

Heaven = a week at the glastonbury festival drunk on pear cider.
Hell = Being back at work in a city full of G8 protesters and a hundered million cops.

B

Captain KneePads Tiki has his Cake and eats it too.

Heaven = White Castle at 3AM after a night of tasty, adult beverages.

Hell = White Castle at any other time.

-Z

D

Good girls go to heaven-bad girls go everywhere.

B

*"I'm not feeling alright today,
I'm not feeling that great,
I'm not catching on fire today,
Love has started to fade,

I'm not going to smile today,
I'm not gonna laugh,
You're out living it up today,
I've got dues to pay,

When the grave digger puts on the foreceps,
The stonemason does all the work,
The barber can give you a haircut,
The carpenter can take you out to lunch,

Now, I just want to play on my panpipes,
I just want to drink me some wine,
As soon as you're born, you start dying,
So you might as well have a good time,

Sheep go to Heaven,
Goats go to Hell,
Sheep go to Heaven,
Goats go to Hell,

I don't wanna go to Sunset Strip,
I don't wanna feel the emptyness,
Old marquees with stupid band names,
I don't wanna go to Sunset Strip,

I don't wanna go to Sunset Strip,
I don't wanna feel the emptyness,
Old marquees with stupid band names,
I don't wanna go to Sunset Strip,

The grave digger puts on the foreceps,
The stonemason does all the work,
The barber can give you a haircut,
The carpenter can take you out to lunch,

Now, I just want to play on my panpipes,
I just want to drink me some wine,
As soon as you're born, you start dying,
So you might as well have a good time,

Sheep go to Heaven,
Goats go to Hell,
Sheep go to Heaven,
Goats go to Hell,

Sheep go to Heaven,
Goats go to Hell...*"

ya, thanks mojo, I already had that song stuck in my head all afternoon, now it'll be there all night too!

(song removed)


[ Edited by: Tikiwahine 2005-07-12 14:21 ]

B

Heaven: when I get home and find a package (mug) on my door step, or when I get a drink mixed just right.

Hell: waiting for said package, and all the drinks I somehow screwed up.

R

Just wondering What in the "Heaven & Hell" happened to CaptainKneePads Tiki? Tiki Central just doesn't feel as safe without this hero around to protect all of us from skinned, bruised, and or shattered kneecaps.

And a cry goes out across all of TC, "CaptainKneePads Tiki! Why have thou forsaken us?"

[ Edited by: Riptide 2005-07-19 10:49 ]

M

I'm going to be mighty lonely come bedtime...

Matty

On 2005-07-07 14:56, Sabu The Coconut Boy wrote:
Every time you masturbate, God takes away one of your stuffed animals in Heaven.

P

CaptainKneePads Tiki must resurface.

I think he only comes around on election years.

HJ

Heaven, late night in the Tiki/music room, a couple cold beers and a sonorous electric guitar.

Hell, anything about Afghanistan.

Ahhh! Now, 4(almost 5) years later, that song is stuck in my head again thanks to this thread!

Sheep go to heaven... goats... go to hell.

B

Someone tell me who wrote that song!!! SHOULD I know it? Am I THAT lame?!

[ Edited by: beadtiki 2009-12-04 14:36 ]

On 2009-12-04 14:35, beadtiki wrote:
Someone tell me who wrote that song!!! SHOULD I know it? Am I THAT lame?!

[ Edited by: beadtiki 2009-12-04 14:36 ]

It was Cake.

Reminds me of seeing them at the Orange County Fair a few years back...they opened for DEVO on the "Have Your Cake and Whip It Too" tour. I remember seeing a little girl of about 12 or 13 who was quite..portly, let's say..and she was wearing a T-shirt that she had made herself with some Magic Markers. On the front, in huge letters, it read "I (heart) CAKE". It was one of the saddest yet most hilarious things I've ever seen. Yeah, I'm going to hell.

[ Edited by: Jason Wickedly 2009-12-04 15:17 ]

B

Thank you Jason and shame on you too! You're going straight to HELLLLL! I was a dorky fat kid too - but at least my parents didn't drag me to a DEVO concert! I got Cat Stevens and Jim Croce :wink:

"I swear there aint no heaven, but I pray there aint no hell."

~ Blood Sweat and Tears ~

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