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Heaven & Hell

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CT CaptainKneePads Tiki Member Joined: Jun 04, 2005 Posts: 35	CT CaptainKneePads Tiki Posted posted on Wed, Jul 6, 2005 5:54 PM Sheep go to heaven / Goats go to hell.
T Tangaroa Tiki Socialite Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Posts: 1566	T Tangaroa Posted posted on Thu, Jul 7, 2005 11:34 AM
T tikifish Member Toronto,Canada Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2720	T tikifish Posted posted on Thu, Jul 7, 2005 2:05 PM Heaven = Kahiki Hell = Dentist's Office
STCB Sabu The Coconut Boy Tiki Socialite Carson, California Joined: Aug 20, 2002 Posts: 2813	STCB Sabu The Coconut Boy Posted posted on Thu, Jul 7, 2005 2:56 PM Every time you masturbate, God takes away one of your stuffed animals in Heaven.
A atomictonytiki Tiki Socialite Spain Joined: May 14, 2002 Posts: 1322	A atomictonytiki Posted posted on Thu, Jul 7, 2005 3:15 PM Heaven = a week at the glastonbury festival drunk on pear cider. Hell = Being back at work in a city full of G8 protesters and a hundered million cops.
B badmojo Member Joined: Apr 23, 2003 Posts: 666	B badmojo Posted posted on Thu, Jul 7, 2005 3:57 PM Captain KneePads Tiki has his Cake and eats it too.
FZ Feelin Zombified Tiki Socialite The Exotic Shores of Lake St. Clair Joined: Jul 15, 2003 Posts: 1340	FZ Feelin Zombified Posted posted on Thu, Jul 7, 2005 4:11 PM Heaven = White Castle at 3AM after a night of tasty, adult beverages. Hell = White Castle at any other time. -Z
D docwoods Member outside the windy city Joined: Feb 29, 2004 Posts: 599	D docwoods Posted posted on Thu, Jul 7, 2005 4:54 PM Good girls go to heaven-bad girls go everywhere.
B badmojo Member Joined: Apr 23, 2003 Posts: 666	B badmojo Posted posted on Thu, Jul 7, 2005 6:45 PM "I'm not feeling alright today, I'm not feeling that great, I'm not catching on fire today, Love has started to fade, I'm not going to smile today, I'm not gonna laugh, You're out living it up today, I've got dues to pay, When the grave digger puts on the foreceps, The stonemason does all the work, The barber can give you a haircut, The carpenter can take you out to lunch, Now, I just want to play on my panpipes, I just want to drink me some wine, As soon as you're born, you start dying, So you might as well have a good time, Sheep go to Heaven, Goats go to Hell, Sheep go to Heaven, Goats go to Hell, I don't wanna go to Sunset Strip, I don't wanna feel the emptyness, Old marquees with stupid band names, I don't wanna go to Sunset Strip, I don't wanna go to Sunset Strip, I don't wanna feel the emptyness, Old marquees with stupid band names, I don't wanna go to Sunset Strip, The grave digger puts on the foreceps, The stonemason does all the work, The barber can give you a haircut, The carpenter can take you out to lunch, Now, I just want to play on my panpipes, I just want to drink me some wine, As soon as you're born, you start dying, So you might as well have a good time, Sheep go to Heaven, Goats go to Hell, Sheep go to Heaven, Goats go to Hell, Sheep go to Heaven, Goats go to Hell..."
T Tikiwahine Tiki Socialite Victoria, BC Joined: Apr 09, 2003 Posts: 3295	T Tikiwahine Posted posted on Thu, Jul 7, 2005 8:26 PM ya, thanks mojo, I already had that song stuck in my head all afternoon, now it'll be there all night too! (song removed) [ Edited by: Tikiwahine 2005-07-12 14:21 ]
B Benehune Member Joined: Mar 22, 2005 Posts: 248	B Benehune Posted posted on Tue, Jul 12, 2005 2:16 PM Heaven: when I get home and find a package (mug) on my door step, or when I get a drink mixed just right. Hell: waiting for said package, and all the drinks I somehow screwed up.
R Riptide Tiki Socialite Garden Grove, CA Joined: Jan 12, 2005 Posts: 379	R Riptide Posted posted on Tue, Jul 19, 2005 10:48 AM Just wondering What in the "Heaven & Hell" happened to CaptainKneePads Tiki? Tiki Central just doesn't feel as safe without this hero around to protect all of us from skinned, bruised, and or shattered kneecaps. And a cry goes out across all of TC, "CaptainKneePads Tiki! Why have thou forsaken us?" [ Edited by: Riptide 2005-07-19 10:49 ]
M mattfink Member Detroit Joined: May 05, 2003 Posts: 579	M mattfink Posted posted on Tue, Jul 19, 2005 1:29 PM I'm going to be mighty lonely come bedtime... Matty On 2005-07-07 14:56, Sabu The Coconut Boy wrote: Every time you masturbate, God takes away one of your stuffed animals in Heaven.
P pablus Tiki Socialite www.thecrazedmugs.com Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Posts: 2163	P pablus Posted posted on Wed, May 14, 2008 11:58 AM CaptainKneePads Tiki must resurface. I think he only comes around on election years.
HJ Haole Jim Member central coast metro Chicago Joined: Jul 17, 2009 Posts: 424	HJ Haole Jim Posted posted on Thu, Dec 3, 2009 6:51 PM Heaven, late night in the Tiki/music room, a couple cold beers and a sonorous electric guitar. Hell, anything about Afghanistan.
T Tikiwahine Tiki Socialite Victoria, BC Joined: Apr 09, 2003 Posts: 3295	T Tikiwahine Posted posted on Thu, Dec 3, 2009 8:08 PM Ahhh! Now, 4(almost 5) years later, that song is stuck in my head again thanks to this thread! Sheep go to heaven... goats... go to hell.
B beadtiki Tiki Socialite Bothell, Washington Joined: Aug 24, 2007 Posts: 930	B beadtiki Posted posted on Fri, Dec 4, 2009 2:35 PM Someone tell me who wrote that song!!! SHOULD I know it? Am I THAT lame?! [ Edited by: beadtiki 2009-12-04 14:36 ]
JW Jason Wickedly Tiki Socialite LBCTIKI Joined: Jan 01, 2008 Posts: 704	JW Jason Wickedly Posted posted on Fri, Dec 4, 2009 3:16 PM On 2009-12-04 14:35, beadtiki wrote: Someone tell me who wrote that song!!! SHOULD I know it? Am I THAT lame?! [ Edited by: beadtiki 2009-12-04 14:36 ] It was Cake. Reminds me of seeing them at the Orange County Fair a few years back...they opened for DEVO on the "Have Your Cake and Whip It Too" tour. I remember seeing a little girl of about 12 or 13 who was quite..portly, let's say..and she was wearing a T-shirt that she had made herself with some Magic Markers. On the front, in huge letters, it read "I (heart) CAKE". It was one of the saddest yet most hilarious things I've ever seen. Yeah, I'm going to hell. [ Edited by: Jason Wickedly 2009-12-04 15:17 ]
B beadtiki Tiki Socialite Bothell, Washington Joined: Aug 24, 2007 Posts: 930	B beadtiki Posted posted on Sat, Dec 5, 2009 1:32 AM Thank you Jason and shame on you too! You're going straight to HELLLLL! I was a dorky fat kid too - but at least my parents didn't drag me to a DEVO concert! I got Cat Stevens and Jim Croce :wink:
UB Unga Bunga Tiki Socialite CaliTikifornia Joined: Jun 06, 2003 Posts: 5878	UB Unga Bunga Posted posted on Sat, Dec 5, 2009 11:08 AM "I swear there aint no heaven, but I pray there aint no hell." ~ Blood Sweat and Tears ~

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