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Shriners Mini cars
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Kon-Hemsby
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Wed, Aug 10, 2005 4:56 AM
Can someone please expalin to me the origins of shriners driving those mini cars at parades. They always make for great pictures, but I've no idea why they do it. Mahalo [ Edited by: Kon-Hemsby 2005-08-10 04:57 ] |
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cheekytiki
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Wed, Aug 10, 2005 7:07 AM
Apparently, so I've heard Shriners have very short legs. |
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Kon-Hemsby
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Wed, Aug 10, 2005 7:14 AM
Then why not use stilts, Cheekytiki? I believe your logic is flawed. [ Edited by: Kon-Hemsby 2005-08-10 07:15 ] |
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cheekytiki
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Wed, Aug 10, 2005 7:35 AM
'Cause that would be stupid! |
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Kon-Hemsby
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Wed, Aug 10, 2005 7:47 AM
What about ED 'Stilts' McGee, 5 times winner of the Indianapolis 500, 1949,1951,1952,1954,1955? |
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cheekytiki
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Wed, Aug 10, 2005 7:51 AM
Good point. |
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Kon-Hemsby
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Wed, Aug 10, 2005 8:00 AM
Crash helmet! ya big girl. He OBVIOUSLY had a fez with chin strap! Crash Helmets weren't mandatory until 1963, when women were allowed to race. [ Edited by: Kon-Hemsby 2005-08-10 08:04 ] |
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cheekytiki
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Wed, Aug 10, 2005 8:27 AM
But women have long legs and I don't think are allowed to become Shriners |
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Kon-Hemsby
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Wed, Aug 10, 2005 8:37 AM
That is true. Although a couple of ugly ones have been known to penetrate the ranks. However women are allowed to complete in the man's sport of motor vehicle racing. Bless 'em. |
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Wed, Aug 10, 2005 9:34 AM
This year at the Huntington Beach 4th of July parade those wacky Shriners threw me for a loop when a "Brigade" of 'em showed up riding a kind of electric "Go-Ped" with a tiny dune buggy on the bottom...they WOWED the audience with their precision zig-zagging on those silly little things. |
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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Wed, Aug 10, 2005 9:48 AM
I did not realize that ED 'Stilts' McGee was a woman shriner. Should we bless her as well? Sabu |
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Kon-Hemsby
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Wed, Aug 10, 2005 10:16 AM
For equality I think we should. Although I still need an answer to the original question. |
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johntiki
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Wed, Aug 10, 2005 4:31 PM
I have absolutely no idea why the Shriners drive around in their stereotypical tiny cars... but now they've branched out. This summer the Shriners held their annual convention in Baltimore and had a massive parade on July 4th, which sadly I couldn't attend. Luckily I did get a look at some video of the event and it was absolutely awesome! Check out the vehicles the Shriners are rollin' around in now! Mini tractor & trailers... Magic carpets... Motorized camels... Why still remains a mystery but damn is that cool! :) |
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TikiGardener
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Wed, Aug 10, 2005 7:11 PM
Info on Shriners [ Edited by: Tikigardener 2005-08-10 19:14 ] |
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TikiGardener
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Wed, Aug 10, 2005 7:23 PM
Your answer... "We Shriners ride those novelty cars to gain attention to |
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TikiGardener
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Wed, Aug 10, 2005 7:23 PM
[ Edited by: TikiGardener 2005-08-11 00:07 ] |
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hewey
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Wed, Aug 10, 2005 8:20 PM
Well you learn something new everyday. Now i know what a shriner is and why they drive little cars |
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monkeyskull
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Thu, Aug 11, 2005 12:13 AM
Three syllables: Al-co-hol. |
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Kon-Hemsby
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Thu, Aug 11, 2005 12:22 AM
Thanks Tikigardener. The simple explanations are always the best. JohnTiki, thanks for those FANTASTIC photos. Now where's my fez.................... |
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Wed, Apr 12, 2006 8:05 AM
Someone in a nearby city (owensboro, Ky) is selling a Shriner truck! the little semi with trailer. I have no idea why or for how much, i'll try to drive by the place this week and call about the price. |
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JonPez
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Wed, Apr 12, 2006 10:14 AM
I always wanted a Nash Metropolitan. I am so tall that I would look like a shriner driving it. The model with a sunroof would be best, so I could stick my head (and maybe shoulders) out of. A convertible would probably do as well. Note to self: Find a Fez with a chinstrap. My only fear is that nobody would get the whole shriner connection and I would just look like a circus clown. Every time I would exit the vehicle, people would be waiting for the other dozen clowns to get out... |
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