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Tikibong: The Newest Member to Tiki Central?

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Am I correct in my reading of this newest member?
Is Tikibong (rather than Tiki_Bong) the newest member?
Is it a coincidence that someone new picked that name?
Is it Tiki_Bong's alter ego?
Is it Tiki_Bong, but now born-again as Tikibong?

Bamboo Ben! What do you think?..or should I ask RevBambooBen?

ConfusedSugarCaddyDaddy

I saw this too but wanted to wait for their first post. Bong, why Tikibong and not RevTikiBong?

A

According to Tiki Bong.com, Kevin has hired clone-aid to clone an army of himself. An army 10,000 strong of sarcastic, wisecracking, hard surfing, ukulele playing, Tiki Centralites. Imagine the implications.

There will probably be a SEVERE Matai shortage. With tenthousand TikiBongs posting Humorous witticisms on TC, Servers will be overloaded. The internet itself will be endangered. The paddle out at Old Man's will be more crowded than ever, as tenthousand, same faced, HB Kooks descend upon San Onofre. Our very way of life will be threatend as thousands of EBayers bid the price of Tiki Mugs into the millions. And poor Baxdog, Will he be able to defend himself from Thousands of smartass comments?. Oh the humanity!!!!.
Mahalo,
Al

[ Edited by: Alnshely on 2003-02-03 17:36 ]

T

Say What?

I don't know who this poser is! Jeez, with 26 letters in the alphabet can't someone come up with something a little more original?

I'm sure TC'ers will be able to discern the poser from the a-hole after a few of his/her posts!

(now I know how Jesus must feel Hey-Zuess)


'A thing of Tiki is a joy forever'

Celebrate 'International Tiki Day' the second Saturday in August - Hau'oli La Tiki!

[ Edited by: Tiki_Bong on 2003-02-03 18:15 ]

Tiki_Bong, or is it TikiBong or Tiki-Bong or is it...
Oh well, Hey Kevin!

You better go register tikibong.com, tikibong.net AND tikibong.org. Who would have known that you needed to protect your good name! :lol:

The whole Bong cloning thing scares me...

Oh $hit, we're all gonna die now!

Yikes!!

DD

As you can see, the cloning process has begun.
Thank GOD for the super spy photo mission 00PupMeister.
I have begun making the Auntie-dote.
We should see a reduction starting soon.
If you should see one, please spray sparingly with
BONGJUICE (tm) pat.pend.
It's also great for taking gum off the bottom of the table.

Damn, that was a scary pic!

"Attack of the Killer Tiki Bongs"

TraderPup, if I start having nitemares, I'm blaming you.... or maybe I should blame Bong?

BB

Not me!
I woke up a few days ago and decided to turn a new leaf and try to just post serious under Bamboo Ben. I kind a created my own version of TCA. Like AA or CA or what ever. What I do now is un-plug my keyboard when I log on so that I think I'm posting but in actuality.......I;m not regretting what I was thinking and posting at the time. I even bought a suit the other day! Change is good, right?

BB, you bought a suit?! This I gotta see!!!

Hey Ben, I can see it now, You in the shop with your suit on. nail gun in one hand and cig in the other. You get glue on you finger and wipe it on that fine italian suit from the men's wearhouse. You getting ready for a wedding or a funeral?

T

Reminds me of the time I thought it would be fun to hang out with a clone of myself since we'd both be into the same things.

But after thinking about it I decided it wouldn't be a good thing 'cause we'd be too cheap to buy each other drinks and then end up kicking our own asses!

(and the clone would probably beat me to my own punchlines)

.....at least we'd finially have a bass player.

T

Atleast you would finally be funny?$!%&@*

BB

I bought the suit to wear while I read TC, for when I fall back(like now) and plug in the keyboard to post a re-ply. If I have my suit on, then I must post serious. Correct?

Mahalo,
Bamboo Ben
Bamboo Ben (custom tropical decor)
712 Yorktown Ave. #20
Huntington Beach, Ca. 92648
Store Hours- Sat. 10-Sunset(ish)
Sun. 11-4ish
Other Hours by appointment 714 960-1860

Suit? Then, I believe your signature should read:

Thank You.
Bamboo Benjamin
Bamboo Benjamin (Fine Furniture)
712 Yorktown Avenue, Suite 20
Huntington Beach, CA 92648-2984
Showroom Hours: 9 a.m. - 5 p.m., Monday Through Friday

BB

SCD,
You're brilliant! You have a point indeed! Ok, the suit is staying in the closet. Now how much do I owe you for your 3 mins. of "shrink" fixing? (sp? pyshc?)

Welcome to the, I just changed this whole thread to be about me network.

Stick that in your suit pocket and smoke it.

If your suit still has the Bamboo tied on it, than by all means wear it, but don't lean back in your chair.
YOU WHO
Mr. BOO we are watching you.

T

It's ALWAYS ABOUT YOU!! isn't it Baxdog?

P.S. When's your next party?

S

On 2003-02-04 07:15, Doctor Dog wrote:
If you should see one, please spray sparingly with
BONGJUICE (tm) pat.pend.

I don't know what scarier. All those Bongs roaming the Earth or the thought of BONGJUICE! :wink:

The horror! The horror!

Cheers, Bongo!


Aloha,

Arty

As Tiki as I wanna be.

[ Edited by: stentiki on 2003-02-06 13:29 ]

Does it smell like bleach?

T

Bong Juice? I bet that goes over well with the "dead heads".

Hey POP it's Bitch not bleach.
And Bongo-toe-a Summer party this next time.
Sven said he wanted to svim and we are solar only.
You know us Green Party folks
Hug a tree, eat a beaver

Ben is that a law suit
Let's talk about Bong again, he's funny

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