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Tikibong: The Newest Member to Tiki Central?

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SugarCaddyDaddy posted on 02/03/2003

Am I correct in my reading of this newest member?
Is Tikibong (rather than Tiki_Bong) the newest member?
Is it a coincidence that someone new picked that name?
Is it Tiki_Bong's alter ego?
Is it Tiki_Bong, but now born-again as Tikibong?

Bamboo Ben! What do you think?..or should I ask RevBambooBen?

ConfusedSugarCaddyDaddy

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PolynesianPop posted on 02/03/2003

I saw this too but wanted to wait for their first post. Bong, why Tikibong and not RevTikiBong?

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Alnshely posted on 02/04/2003

According to Tiki Bong.com, Kevin has hired clone-aid to clone an army of himself. An army 10,000 strong of sarcastic, wisecracking, hard surfing, ukulele playing, Tiki Centralites. Imagine the implications.

There will probably be a SEVERE Matai shortage. With tenthousand TikiBongs posting Humorous witticisms on TC, Servers will be overloaded. The internet itself will be endangered. The paddle out at Old Man's will be more crowded than ever, as tenthousand, same faced, HB Kooks descend upon San Onofre. Our very way of life will be threatend as thousands of EBayers bid the price of Tiki Mugs into the millions. And poor Baxdog, Will he be able to defend himself from Thousands of smartass comments?. Oh the humanity!!!!.
Mahalo,
Al

[ Edited by: Alnshely on 2003-02-03 17:36 ]

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Tiki_Bong posted on 02/04/2003

Say What?

I don't know who this poser is! Jeez, with 26 letters in the alphabet can't someone come up with something a little more original?

I'm sure TC'ers will be able to discern the poser from the a-hole after a few of his/her posts!

(now I know how Jesus must feel Hey-Zuess)


'A thing of Tiki is a joy forever'

Celebrate 'International Tiki Day' the second Saturday in August - Hau'oli La Tiki!

[ Edited by: Tiki_Bong on 2003-02-03 18:15 ]

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SugarCaddyDaddy posted on 02/04/2003

Tiki_Bong, or is it TikiBong or Tiki-Bong or is it...
Oh well, Hey Kevin!

You better go register tikibong.com, tikibong.net AND tikibong.org. Who would have known that you needed to protect your good name! :lol:

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Traderpup posted on 02/04/2003

The whole Bong cloning thing scares me...

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Tiki Diablo posted on 02/04/2003

Oh $hit, we're all gonna die now!

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fartsatune posted on 02/04/2003

Yikes!!

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Doctor Dog posted on 02/04/2003

As you can see, the cloning process has begun.
Thank GOD for the super spy photo mission 00PupMeister.
I have begun making the Auntie-dote.
We should see a reduction starting soon.
If you should see one, please spray sparingly with
BONGJUICE (tm) pat.pend.
It's also great for taking gum off the bottom of the table.

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PolynesianPop posted on 02/04/2003

Damn, that was a scary pic!

"Attack of the Killer Tiki Bongs"

TraderPup, if I start having nitemares, I'm blaming you.... or maybe I should blame Bong?

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bamboo ben posted on 02/04/2003

Not me!
I woke up a few days ago and decided to turn a new leaf and try to just post serious under Bamboo Ben. I kind a created my own version of TCA. Like AA or CA or what ever. What I do now is un-plug my keyboard when I log on so that I think I'm posting but in actuality.......I;m not regretting what I was thinking and posting at the time. I even bought a suit the other day! Change is good, right?

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PolynesianPop posted on 02/04/2003

BB, you bought a suit?! This I gotta see!!!

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Tiki Diablo posted on 02/04/2003

Hey Ben, I can see it now, You in the shop with your suit on. nail gun in one hand and cig in the other. You get glue on you finger and wipe it on that fine italian suit from the men's wearhouse. You getting ready for a wedding or a funeral?

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Tiki_Bong posted on 02/04/2003

Reminds me of the time I thought it would be fun to hang out with a clone of myself since we'd both be into the same things.

But after thinking about it I decided it wouldn't be a good thing 'cause we'd be too cheap to buy each other drinks and then end up kicking our own asses!

(and the clone would probably beat me to my own punchlines)

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Luckydesigns posted on 02/05/2003

.....at least we'd finially have a bass player.

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thebaxdog posted on 02/05/2003

Atleast you would finally be funny?$!%&@*

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bamboo ben posted on 02/05/2003

I bought the suit to wear while I read TC, for when I fall back(like now) and plug in the keyboard to post a re-ply. If I have my suit on, then I must post serious. Correct?

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SugarCaddyDaddy posted on 02/05/2003

Mahalo,
Bamboo Ben
Bamboo Ben (custom tropical decor)
712 Yorktown Ave. #20
Huntington Beach, Ca. 92648
Store Hours- Sat. 10-Sunset(ish)
Sun. 11-4ish
Other Hours by appointment 714 960-1860

Suit? Then, I believe your signature should read:

Thank You.
Bamboo Benjamin
Bamboo Benjamin (Fine Furniture)
712 Yorktown Avenue, Suite 20
Huntington Beach, CA 92648-2984
Showroom Hours: 9 a.m. - 5 p.m., Monday Through Friday

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bamboo ben posted on 02/05/2003

SCD,
You're brilliant! You have a point indeed! Ok, the suit is staying in the closet. Now how much do I owe you for your 3 mins. of "shrink" fixing? (sp? pyshc?)

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thebaxdog posted on 02/06/2003

Welcome to the, I just changed this whole thread to be about me network.

Stick that in your suit pocket and smoke it.

If your suit still has the Bamboo tied on it, than by all means wear it, but don't lean back in your chair.
YOU WHO
Mr. BOO we are watching you.

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Tiki_Bong posted on 02/06/2003

It's ALWAYS ABOUT YOU!! isn't it Baxdog?

P.S. When's your next party?

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stentiki posted on 02/06/2003

On 2003-02-04 07:15, Doctor Dog wrote:
If you should see one, please spray sparingly with
BONGJUICE (tm) pat.pend.

I don't know what scarier. All those Bongs roaming the Earth or the thought of BONGJUICE! :wink:

The horror! The horror!

Cheers, Bongo!


Aloha,

Arty

As Tiki as I wanna be.

[ Edited by: stentiki on 2003-02-06 13:29 ]

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PolynesianPop posted on 02/06/2003

Does it smell like bleach?

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tikipimp posted on 02/07/2003

Bong Juice? I bet that goes over well with the "dead heads".

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thebaxdog posted on 02/07/2003

Hey POP it's Bitch not bleach.
And Bongo-toe-a Summer party this next time.
Sven said he wanted to svim and we are solar only.
You know us Green Party folks
Hug a tree, eat a beaver

Ben is that a law suit
Let's talk about Bong again, he's funny

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