Square eggs...I mean pegs...no, it IS eggs

http://flickr.com/photos/deadhorse/sets/72157594200290886/

man, I NEEEED one of them.

not sure what I'd do with it, but boy do I need it!!

Then you probably need one of these too:

http://www.octodog.net/

That thing is hilarious. The egg cuber is just weird.

That thing is hilarious. The egg cuber is just weird.

Something about that octodog that just doesnt sit right with me..... It gives me sympathy pains in my naughty region for some reason.

Square Watermelons

Square Pumpkins

Square Pants

I had one of them egg cubers as a kid. I thought it was great!

Oh yeah, I had one when I was a kid too. It still might be in storage, I dunno. The trick with this thing was patience--if you pulled the egg out right away it would re-assume a lot of its roundness. But if you waited five or (even better) TEN minutes, that egg would be REALLY square with nice sharp edges. Even the yolk inside would be squarish. This was a very important machine.