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horrifyingly hilarious: if you want a laugh, look at this

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Okay, except for the utterly loathesome "Polynesian Snack," there is nothing remotely tiki here.

But I laughed till I cried, so here you are:
UTTERLY disgusting, totally funny Weight Watchers recipe cards, circa 1974.

They don't call it "the decade that taste forgot" for nothin'.

Just click on the first card to start a slideshow, with highly appropriate and amusing commentary, at:

http://www.poundy.dreamhost.com/wwcards.html

luv, Tikivixen

Me want Fluffy Mackerel Pudding!! Now!!!

DZ

Where did you find this? This is f**king hysterical!!

MACKERELEASE YOURSELF!!

That's pretty damned hot. :)

Mmmmm... fluffy mackerel pudding....

damn... why don't they show the recipe too?

:tiki:

[ Edited by: purple jade 2006-03-20 21:35 ]

no wonder why you'd lose weight!

Melon Mousse looks like a brain on a plate. yum.

Lucky for me I clicked on the fish balls first. From there on out it was pure hilarity.

Well, it worked. I lost weight from laughing hysterically for 20 minutes!

mmmm...chicken liver bake...

[ Edited by: purple jade 2006-03-20 21:35 ]

Bong water soup? Well, it is 1974.

This is why I had to quit Weight Watchers and return to my usual zaftig self. :lol:

You would be even more horrified if the webmaster had posted the actual recipes. In the early days of Weight Watchers, members were required to eat liver once a week. gross!

--cindy

Not to stray too far from the original subject, but one of the first (paying) gigs my high school surf band played was at Sam's Seafood for a T.O.P.S. party (Take Off Pounds Sensibly). AS I recall, I didn't get laid that night, but I made $50.00 bucks!

T

SNAPPY!

K
Kim posted on Tue, Mar 25, 2003 9:30 PM

"Convenience Fish"?!

oh. my. god.

I need a Snack On A Stick, just to get over the trauma.

Can you say "Frankfurter Spectacular." Uh Boy!

Just updating this thread, with a new web link to these wild and wondrous recipe cards.

Enjoy!

http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html

I especially like snacks on a stick:

Eeegads.....dog food looks better.

Rosy Perfection Salad looks like something from Logan's Run. I mean someONE from Logan's Run.

It keeps staring at me.....

And its eyes follow you no matter where you go in the room.........

Help me.

MR

That was so good. Damn, so good. I'm speechless.

TS

Mary's Enchilada!!! hahaha,wacky mexicans!

R

Oh God!!! King Leo and I Just laughed our selves sick over this!

Excellent web Site ... love the lines!

Cant type...the soup will get me...

hilarious!

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