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horrifyingly hilarious: if you want a laugh, look at this

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T tikivixen Tiki Socialite Vallejo CA Joined: Aug 28, 2002 Posts: 726	T tikivixen Posted posted on Fri, Mar 21, 2003 10:28 PM Okay, except for the utterly loathesome "Polynesian Snack," there is nothing remotely tiki here. But I laughed till I cried, so here you are: UTTERLY disgusting, totally funny Weight Watchers recipe cards, circa 1974. They don't call it "the decade that taste forgot" for nothin'. Just click on the first card to start a slideshow, with highly appropriate and amusing commentary, at: http://www.poundy.dreamhost.com/wwcards.html luv, Tikivixen Me want Fluffy Mackerel Pudding!! Now!!!
DZ Doctor Z Tiki Socialite Jasper's Reef, Torrance, CA Joined: Aug 01, 2002 Posts: 1620	DZ Doctor Z Posted posted on Fri, Mar 21, 2003 10:44 PM Where did you find this? This is f**king hysterical!! MACKERELEASE YOURSELF!!
BK Basement Kahuna Tiki Socialite Jawja Province, Isle of North America Joined: Oct 14, 2002 Posts: 3618	BK Basement Kahuna Posted posted on Fri, Mar 21, 2003 10:45 PM That's pretty damned hot. :)
T Traderpup Tiki Socialite Long Beach, CA Joined: Mar 26, 2002 Posts: 1055	T Traderpup Posted posted on Fri, Mar 21, 2003 11:05 PM Mmmmm... fluffy mackerel pudding.... damn... why don't they show the recipe too? :tiki:
PJ purple jade Member New Orleans Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Posts: 1450	PJ purple jade Posted posted on Fri, Mar 21, 2003 11:20 PM [ Edited by: purple jade 2006-03-20 21:35 ]
D dogbytes Tiki Socialite seattle, wa Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 2243	D dogbytes Posted posted on Fri, Mar 21, 2003 11:21 PM no wonder why you'd lose weight! Melon Mousse looks like a brain on a plate. yum.
T Turbogod Member Joined: Jun 14, 2002 Posts: 1219	T Turbogod Posted posted on Sat, Mar 22, 2003 12:26 AM Lucky for me I clicked on the fish balls first. From there on out it was pure hilarity.
T TikiMikey Member Dallas, TX Joined: May 24, 2002 Posts: 179	T TikiMikey Posted posted on Sat, Mar 22, 2003 11:10 AM Well, it worked. I lost weight from laughing hysterically for 20 minutes!
J johntiki Member MD Joined: Mar 31, 2002 Posts: 1528	J johntiki Posted posted on Sat, Mar 22, 2003 11:44 AM mmmm...chicken liver bake...
PJ purple jade Member New Orleans Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Posts: 1450	PJ purple jade Posted posted on Sat, Mar 22, 2003 2:44 PM [ Edited by: purple jade 2006-03-20 21:35 ]
S Shipwreckjoey Member San Diego, CA Joined: Nov 29, 2002 Posts: 1794	S Shipwreckjoey Posted posted on Sat, Mar 22, 2003 3:27 PM Bong water soup? Well, it is 1974.
C cynfulcynner Member Ocean Beach, San Francisco Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 1799	C cynfulcynner Posted posted on Sat, Mar 22, 2003 11:50 PM This is why I had to quit Weight Watchers and return to my usual zaftig self. :lol: You would be even more horrified if the webmaster had posted the actual recipes. In the early days of Weight Watchers, members were required to eat liver once a week. gross! --cindy
S Shipwreckjoey Member San Diego, CA Joined: Nov 29, 2002 Posts: 1794	S Shipwreckjoey Posted posted on Sun, Mar 23, 2003 12:46 AM Not to stray too far from the original subject, but one of the first (paying) gigs my high school surf band played was at Sam's Seafood for a T.O.P.S. party (Take Off Pounds Sensibly). AS I recall, I didn't get laid that night, but I made $50.00 bucks!
T Tiki-bot Member Joined: Jun 24, 2002 Posts: 1345	T Tiki-bot Posted posted on Sun, Mar 23, 2003 4:12 PM SNAPPY!
K Kim Member Portland, OR Joined: Feb 24, 2003 Posts: 135	K Kim Posted posted on Tue, Mar 25, 2003 9:30 PM "Convenience Fish"?! oh. my. god. I need a Snack On A Stick, just to get over the trauma.
A atomiktiki Member A Jack To A King Joined: Mar 17, 2003 Posts: 18	A atomiktiki Posted posted on Wed, Mar 26, 2003 1:46 PM Can you say "Frankfurter Spectacular." Uh Boy!
T Tikiwahine Tiki Socialite Victoria, BC Joined: Apr 09, 2003 Posts: 3295	T Tikiwahine Posted posted on Thu, Apr 5, 2007 2:44 PM Just updating this thread, with a new web link to these wild and wondrous recipe cards. Enjoy! http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html I especially like snacks on a stick:
V VampiressRN Grand Member (1 year) Sun City Lincoln Hills (NorCal) Joined: Nov 23, 2006 Posts: 6166	V VampiressRN Posted posted on Sat, Apr 7, 2007 6:20 PM Eeegads.....dog food looks better.
CAA Chip and Andy Member Corner table, Molokai Lounge, Mai-Kai. Joined: Jul 13, 2004 Posts: 2277	CAA Chip and Andy Posted posted on Sat, Apr 7, 2007 7:21 PM Rosy Perfection Salad looks like something from Logan's Run. I mean someONE from Logan's Run. It keeps staring at me..... And its eyes follow you no matter where you go in the room......... Help me.
MR Matt Reese Member San Diego Joined: May 09, 2005 Posts: 1182	MR Matt Reese Posted posted on Sat, Apr 7, 2007 9:43 PM That was so good. Damn, so good. I'm speechless.
TS Tom Slick Tiki Socialite The Beaches of South Bay, SoCal Joined: Aug 26, 2005 Posts: 1093	TS Tom Slick Posted posted on Sun, Apr 8, 2007 9:14 AM Mary's Enchilada!!! hahaha,wacky mexicans!
R ratgirl Member Long Beach, CA. Joined: Feb 15, 2007 Posts: 6	R ratgirl Posted posted on Thu, Apr 26, 2007 11:32 PM Oh God!!! King Leo and I Just laughed our selves sick over this! Excellent web Site ... love the lines! Cant type...the soup will get me...
T TikiJosh Member Joined: Feb 01, 2005 Posts: 735	T TikiJosh Posted posted on Sun, Apr 29, 2007 11:16 AM hilarious!

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