Favorite line from a movie

I didn't see anything similar in the postings so here it goes:

Favorite line from a movie:

"I ate so much pussy, my beard looked like a glazed dough nut"-Dennis Hopper, River's Edge.

Psycho Tiki D (I know I am, but I am not "politically correct).

[ Edited by: Psycho Tiki D 2007-02-05 18:27 ]

This is my husbands favorite movie quote:

Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)

Leo Getz: They FUCK YOU at the drive-thru, okay? They FUCK YOU at the drive-thru! They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got fucked! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets fucked? Ol' Leo Getz! Okay, sure! I don't give a fuck! I'm not eating this tuna, okay?

My husband always says "You know what happens at the drive-thru?" and then he launches into that scene!

I just used my favorie movie quote to answer your other topic.

Can't really think of a favorite line, but I always say "I must make peepee" when I gotta pee someplace other than the house.

"it's down there somewhere...let me take another look"

"obviously, you're not a golfer"

"Would someone please get this walking carpet out of my way?"

"they're DATES. 'Ya eat 'em!"

"we named the dog, Indiana"

Q:"Do these Balloons blow up into funny shapes?"
A: "If round is funny"

"You look like you are going to a funeral"."Maybe I am."

"I've come here to chew gum and kick ass, and I'm out of ass".

"I have nipples. Can you milk me?"

"It's a bit nutty."

Q: "Where have you been soldier?"
A: "Training, sir!"
A: "Training, sir!"
Q: "What kind of training?"
A: "Army training, sir!"
A: "Army training, sir!"

Stripes??

"Lets go to dinner, I'm thirsty"

and

This is a cocktail isn't it?
Yes m'aam
That's Mr. Charles, isn't he?
Yes m'amm
Then the two of them will get together.

Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

Quintana, man...that creep can roll
yeah...but he's a pederass

What's a... pederast, Walter?

I am the walrus

from the "wild one" with brando...

"what is it you are rebeling against?""

-brando replies "what have you got?"

"Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian Delailie, we'd just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the squares in the old calendars like the Battle o' Waterloo and the idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and sometimes that shark he go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those sharks come in and... they rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. Thursday mornin', Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boson's mate. I thought he was asleep, Reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon the fifth day a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big ol' fat PBY come down and start to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened? Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. Three hundred and sixteen men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the twenty-ninth, nineteen-forty five. Anyway, we delivered the bomb."

"Assuption is the mother of all Fuckups!"

Under Siege 2: Dark Territory

Crappy movie - great line.

space man "I come in peace"
Dalph Lungrin (sp?) (in thick austrian accent) "...and you'll go in pieces"

DAlph again...same movie "Fuck you, spaceman"

I can't find the exact quote, but there is something about one character convincing another he had a brain tumor, because he could smell burning feathers. My oldest son loves that one. Of course when that got old he kept asking me "Do you smell purple?" Mind you he has every Hunter S. Thompson book ever written...

My favorite line from Highlander was when someone said to Duncan as a farewell "Be Good" and his answer was "If not, I'll try to be better." My new motto!

so many
"When you have that you have the atittude" - fast times (Demone)

"Oh Billy" Cable Guy - Jim carrey

"I don't Know" - fast times - spicolli

"I have a wiping problem so I put them on my brown" - Jay and silent bob strike back -JAY

"Where do these stairs go? - They Go up" - Ghostbusters

"Did You tell Chet about the woman we made?" - Anthony Michael Hall - Weird Science

"The Little Stoners where right" - Jay and Silent Bob Strike back

"take off you hoser" - Bob and Doug Mckaenzie - strange brew

"I know Kung Fu"

OOO!! I LOVE this! Me and my family play this daily! OK....

Bad Guy: "Get in the car!" Shelly Long: "I don't know how to drive stick"- Outrageous Fortune

Shelly Long: "Let me handle this, your discussions always turn pornographic!" Bette Midler "That is a fucking lie!"- Outrageous Fortune

Arnold: "Grom!!" Conan the Barbarian

Truck Driver: "You testin missles here?" Tom Hanks: "The house is gonna be great!"- Money Pit

Tom Hanks: "The LITTLE boat?!! Mr Fat Jack...come back!!"- Splash

John Candy: "Any of you here from Playboy? Then we're not talkin!"-Splash

Tom Hanks: "Was that the door bell?" Shelly Long: "Hurry! Answer it! Don't let it ring again!"- Money Pit

Dan Akroyd: "Listen here Mom, there's a new doctor in town!"- Dr Detroit

Dan Akroyd: "No! I will NOT sell my Mother!!" Mom: "Of course you wouldn't dear"- Dr Detroit

Fran Drescher: "I put 3 sisters through beautif...BEAUTIFUL weddings! I can cater this party!"- Dr Detroit

Fran Drescher: " Ma! You're feedin the chicken CHICKEN!!"-The Beautician and the Beast

Eddie Murphy: " Yeah. I think I will...uh, retire." and "Who's been puttin their coals out on my floor?!"- Trading Places

Girlfriend: "No one want's your crack here...LOUIE!" Dan Akroyd: "It wasn't crack, it was PCP! And it wasn't mine!"- Trading Places

Chevy Chase: "Be the ball"-Caddy Shack

Grandpa: "Clark can meet us! I gotta eat! I gotta take my back pills!"- Christmas Vacation

Chevy Chase: "The Holidays are best enjoyed in the warmth of kith and kin" and...
Chevy: "Thanks Dad! You taught me everything I know about exterior illumination!" and..Chevy: "I couldn't be more surprised if I'd woken up with my head sewn to the carpet!"- Christmas Vacation

Randy Quaid: "That there is an R V, Clark!"- Christmas Vacation

Christopher Walken: "I got a fever! The prescription is more cow bell!"- SNL

"Yeeeeee Haaaaaaaa, Yeeeeee Haaaaaaaa......."
(or something like that)

-Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

"Hey! Watch it man, there's a beverage here."

• The Big Lebowski

I don't have access to the exact quote but..,
whatever it was that Charlton Heston said during this scene

"I'm not havin' any communists in this car...and no Christians, either!" -Repo Man

Big Italian Mob Guy: Dis is da best Spaghetti I ever ate, what's your secret?
Asain guy: Dog meat.

From They call me Bruce

Klaatu barada nikto.

BettyBleu,

Why did you have to go there?

You have just exposed my other weakness, damn you!

Psycho Tiki D (I know I am, at many levels)!

" give me three chili dogs and a malt" FANDANGO

Phil? Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you!

"...this is a guy who pissed on my rug!"
"he pissed on the dudes' rug"
"Donny!! You're out of your element!...."

"This jacket is a sign of my individuality and my belief in personal freedom" Wild At Heart

"I'll be taking these Huggies an whatever cash you got..." Raising Arizona

"Did you get the DipTet?" Raising Arizona

"Well, uh, technically speaking, the procedure is brain damage, but it's on a par with a night of heavy drinking. Nothing you'll miss." Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

"Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating." Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

"He hates these cans!" The Jerk

"I'm twice man you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get" Car Wash

I could do this for hours...

You broke into the wrong god damn rec. room, DIDN'T ya!! [Tremors]

"You know, for kids." Norville Barnes in The Hudsucker Proxy

From "Big Trouble in Little China" directed by John Carpenter. Kurt Russell as Jack Burton. "You just listen to the old Pork Chop Express and take his advice on a dark and stormy night when some wild-eyed eight-foot tall maniac grabs your neck and taps the back of your favorite head up against a barroom wall. And he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks if you've paid your dues. You look right back at the big sucker and remember what Jack Burton always says at times like that. 'Have you paid your dues, Jack?' 'No sir, I've just charged them.'"

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"I heard that Hell is when all your dreams come true." - Ashley Judd, Ruby in Paradise

"I was just about to say, 'Eight o'clock.'" - Bill Murray, Ghost Busters

Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

So who's in this Pentavirate?

The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

On 2007-02-09 10:59, King Bushwich the 33rd wrote:
I don't have access to the exact quote but..,
whatever it was that Charlton Heston said during this scene

You finally did it, you finally blew it up!!!

David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know you're gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.

"it rubs the lotion on it's skin, or it get's the hose. Isn't that right, precious?"

"Married???!!! Goody-Two-Shoes and the Filthy Beast???!!!"

from Father Goose

Midnight Run starring Robert De Niro (Jack Walsh) and Charles Grodin (Jonathan Mardukas)...

Mardukas being taken back to the Bailbondsman in LA on a plane: "These things go down! Theyr'e just too big! These things go down!!"

Mardukas to Walsh: "Why are you so unpopular with the Chicago police department?

Mardukas to Walsh on opening a little coffee shop: "I know I'm not your accountant. But if I was your accountant, I'd have to strongly discourage you from opening a coffee shop." Walsh: "Yea, well. You're NOT my accountant so shut the hell up." Mardukas: "I know I'm not your accountant. I'm just saying. If I was. I'd have to urge you not to open a coffee shop."

Jonathan Mardukas: You lied to me first!
Jack Walsh: What the - -YOU LIED TO ME FIRST!
Jonathan Mardukas: Yes! Yes. But you didn't know I was lying to you when you lied to me down by the river. So as far as you knew, you lied to me first!
Jack Walsh: How can I argue with this guy. I don't know what the fuck he's talking about.

Jonathan Mardukas: What's the name of this establishment?
Red Wood: Red's Corner Bar.
Jonathan Mardukas: Are you Red?
Red Wood: Yes.
Jonathan Mardukas: Do you dye your hair?
Red Wood: No.
[pause]
Jonathan Mardukas: Why do they call you Red?
Red Wood: It's short for Redwood. My last name's Wood.
Jonathan Mardukas: What's your first name?
Red Wood: Bill.

Mardukas, asking a waitress in a New Mexico cafe: "What is chorizo?" Waitress: "It's a Mexican sausage." Mardukas: "Mmmm. Sounds good. Have you ever had Lyonnaise Potatoes?"

Marvin Dorfler: "Jack, nothing personal, but fuck off!"

The Goonies...

[Mouth is translating Mrs. Walsh's instructions for Rosalita]
Irene Walsh: Pants and shirts go in the... oh, forget about it. Just throw everything into cardboard boxes. Clark, can you really translate all that?
Mouth: For sure, Mrs. Walsh.
Mouth: [in Spanish] The marajuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs.

[the Fratellis are interrogating Chunk]
Francis Fratelli: Tell us everything! Everything!
Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Chunk: [to Sloth] You smell like phys ed!

Chunk: Hello, Sheriff's Office? I'd like to report a murder!
Sheriff: Hold on, hold on a minute. Is that you again, Lawrence?
Chunk: Listen, Sheriff, I know I've jerked you around before, but this is for real now. I'm in the Fratellis' basement, with this guy...
Sheriff: Yeah, like that time you told me about the fifty Iraniana terrorists who took over all the Sizzler steakhouses in the city?
Just like that last prank about all those little creatures that multiply when you throw water on them.

Chunk: Sixteen thrity-two. What is that? A year?
Mouth: No, it's your top score on Pole Position.

"We're not gonna die. We can't die. You know why? Because we are so...very...pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die."

"I like monkeys, but they do something in public I don't go for."

CHRIS KNIGHT: "Oh my G-d! Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?!"

DAVID DECKER: "She happens to be my daughter."

CHRIS KNIGHT: "Oh, well I guess you have then."

DAVID DECKER: "Coming, Frank?"

CHRIS KNIGHT: "Look, if there's anything I can do for you, or more to the point, to you, you let me know, okay?"

SUSAN DECKER: "Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?"

CHRIS KNIGHT: "Not right now."

SUSAN DECKER: "A girl's got to have her standards."

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"If your frightened of dying, and your holding on.. you'll see devils tearing your life away.. but if you've made your peace.. the devils are really angels.. freeing you." -Jacob's Ladder

"How are the kids Robert? There fine. I hate em both." -ANYTHING from the Boondocks.