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Trader Tiki posted on 04/10/2003

Damn, that Pirates of the Caribbean trailer has been out for a week or so now, at least it seems. Still, the pirate feel is infecting me... I'm getting the feeling that I must... I will...

Yarr! Shiver me timbers ya scurvy lead swingers! This be Bloody Jack Bonney, and I'm back from Davy Jones' Locker, where the fearfome Captain Bloodbeard thought he left me, after we battled o'er winnings from the Queen's fleet coming from Jamaica. That bastard'll be taking a caulk ten feet deep on the coast, slit from stem to stern!

Yarr.... where's me Mai Tai?

Grr, bloody BBcode'll be hung on my crossmain...

[ Edited by: tikimonkey on 2003-04-10 11:01 ]

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purple jade posted on 04/10/2003

I couldn't help hearing "Friggin' in the Riggin'" in the background of that. Unfortunately, for my sins, I was also hearing a couple of crap Adam Ant songs too.

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SugarCaddyDaddy posted on 04/10/2003

Arrrr Bloody Jack!

Here's the results of me name:

*Your pirate name is:
Captain Morty Rackham

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!*

Pretty cool TikiMonkey!

Swashin'MeBuckleCaddyDaddy

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Traderpup posted on 04/10/2003

Arrrrgh! This be :evil: Mad Harry Flint! :evil:

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!!

Warned ye be, says I!

[ Edited by: Traderpup on 2003-04-10 13:43 ]

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PolynesianPop posted on 04/11/2003

You know, I've always thought that Pirate themed memorabilia was cool. After all, there is a nautical connection with Tiki. However, I'm somehow confident that I won't look as cool in a Pirate costume as in a Hawaiian shirt. Can you imagine me as Polynesian Pirate?

Please No Photoshop Renditions.....

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PolynesianPop posted on 04/11/2003

You know, I've always thought that Pirate themed memorabilia was cool. After all, there is a nautical connection with Tiki. However, I'm somehow confident that I won't look as cool in a Pirate costume as in a Hawaiian shirt. Can you imagine me as Polynesian Pirate?

Please No Photoshop Renditions.....

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kahukini posted on 04/11/2003

the piratical subculture is pumped about the movie: http://www.pyracy.com

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woofmutt posted on 04/11/2003

The pirate name site is hilarious. Thanks for the lead.

Yours,
-Dirty Tom Kidd-

(And I have no idea where any of that name came from as I chose the "bathe daily" option and don't even know anyone named Tom.)

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Biotron2000 posted on 04/11/2003

My pirate name is:

Mad Jack Rackham

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

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Biotron2000 posted on 04/11/2003

On 2003-04-11 00:53, Biotron2000 wrote:
My pirate name is:

Mad Jack Rackham

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

...and apparently one of the most common. :wink:

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Futura Girl posted on 04/11/2003

On 2003-04-10 13:43, Traderpup wrote:
Arrrrgh! This be :evil: Mad Harry Flint! :evil:

arrrr.... but eye be Mad Mary Flint!

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tikifish posted on 04/11/2003

I'm Black Anne Flint. We must be related!

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stunrut posted on 04/11/2003

Your pirate name is:

Calico Sam Bonney

Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

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atomictonytiki posted on 04/11/2003

Arr Call me Bloody John Rackem..
on my family farm we had caves and a legendary pirate pot of gold buried on it, it was like living in the "Goonies".

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CruzinTiki posted on 04/18/2003

I loved the Goonies!

Sincerely,
"Captain Anne Vane"

(My husband also tried it ... he's the "Dread Pirate Vane" ... it's good to have it confirmed once again that I am in charge!)

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Turbogod posted on 04/18/2003

Rackham's Rule!

Dread Pirate Rackham

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purple jade posted on 04/18/2003

YAY for the Princess Bride reference!

"You keep using that word...I do not think that word means what you think it means"

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SugarCaddyDaddy posted on 04/18/2003

InconSSHHeivable!

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purple jade posted on 04/18/2003

We almost named this guy Dread Pirate Roberts (because of the mask), but decided that was too wordy. So he's (Don) Diego, instead.

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Tiki-bot posted on 04/18/2003

You're right, Pop, you look silly as a pirate...


Tiki-bot

(Anti-war message removed in name of freedom of speech and democracy.)

[ Edited by: Tiki-bot on 2003-04-18 13:54 ]

[ Edited by: Tiki-bot on 2003-04-18 13:58 ]

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SugarCaddyDaddy posted on 04/18/2003

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh MAN!
That is hilarious! Isn't that Milli Popilli? Milli Vanilli's emergency stand-in? I can actually visualize Pop singing:
:music: Girl, you know it's true. :music:
:music: Ooh, Ooh, Ooh I love you. :music:


I'll Put In On My Schedule!

[ Edited by: sugarcaddydaddy on 2003-04-18 14:12 ]

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Turbogod posted on 04/19/2003

Awesome Photoshop Tikibot. I figured he was hinting around that he wanted to be PS'd. That looks great. BTW Jade, that's really what the program gave me.



Tacky Techie Tiki Bar

[ Edited by: Turbogod on 2003-04-18 21:37 ]

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Johnny Dollar posted on 04/26/2004

a kid on the train this morning totally reminded me of 'chunk' from goonies.

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